"He was trying to do something good. It wasn't his fault he always ended up screwing the emotional, vulnerable, and lonely."

All was right(ish) in the life of Noah Puckerman: he had a decent job, he spent most of his downtime up some cheerleader’s skirt, and he got to screw MILFs on the side after scrubbing their pool liners clean. But when he starts noticing Kurt Hummel’s presence more than he used to (and a hell of a lot more than he should), things start to get really freaking complicated really freaking fast. Between field trips, car crashes, weddings, hotel rooms, and less actual sex than he knows how to even survive -- Noah finds himself stumbling unexpectedly into something that looks suspiciously like a relationship with the same little fairy boy he used to throw into dumpsters. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is enough to throw any hot-blooded teenage boy for a freaking loop.

AU. Kurt's a classically trained dancer who has trouble connecting to his audience. Puck's a novice b-boy with loads of charisma and not a whole lot else. When they meet at the New York auditions for So You Think You Can Dance, both their lives change in more ways than they anticipated.

This is the story of a boy; this is the story of three boys. Two brothers, two best friends, two lovers.

Kurt breaks up with Blaine. Puck wins a bet and finds out a funny secret of Kurt's.

Bored Finn will regret texting in class.

4 June 2012. Puck & Kurt are now high school graduates, and Puck has plans–possibly the most important plans he's ever made for a single day of his life.

It's already been one year, and he's still got one more year to wait.

Futurefic. New Directions is in Las Vegas for the last Nationals competition of their high school careers. It's supposed to be a glamorous weekend in Sin City capped by a thrilling come-from-behind victory. Then Kurt wakes up married to Puck on the day of the competition, and it's just the start of their problems.

This is the story of a boy; this is the story of three boys. Two brothers, two best friends, two lovers.

AU. Kurt's a classically trained dancer who has trouble connecting to his audience. Puck's a novice b-boy with loads of charisma and not a whole lot else. When they meet at the New York auditions for So You Think You Can Dance, both their lives change in more ways than they anticipated.

As junior year comes to an end, Noah Puckerman tries to do the right thing, while still pushing aside everything he doesn't want to think about.

Kurt and Puck both have dreams of dominance and submission, but they never expected to run into each other at a Marketplace auction in New York City. Spoilers through season 4. Crossover with Laura Antoniou's Marketplace universe. Top!Kurt, Dom/sub, discipline. Written for the Puckurt Fic I Didn't Write Game.

Kurt revenge-seduces Jesse St. James. The glee club helps.

Finn helping Puck get his act together with Kurt

Maybe that’s why he’s reached the desperate, rock-bottom point of allowing Noah Puckerman, he of the casual homophobic slurs and the reason why Kurt keeps two changes of outfit and shampoo in his locker, to help him get a boyfriend.