"This is totally worse than the time they didn't tell me Cadbury chocolate is so much better here because they wanted to keep it all for themselves, the assholes. Flying broomsticks."

"During a con, Parker runs into someone from her past. Anything that's warned for is alluded to as something that happened in the past, but I warned just to be safe. Parker gen and team fic."

Stripper Bden Au (not fic)

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

Written for the prompt: "My Little Pony/Avengers fusion. Pony porn, people! Any avenger!" Consider this your warning for hot pony on pony action.

The story of a stablehand and his cruel stepfamily.

Trying hard to speak and Fighting with my weak hand. Driven to distraction, so part of the plan - when something is broken and you try to fix it - trying to repair it, any way you can.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

“This is about to become a BDSM video, really fast,” Spencer warns.

Neal has a lead on a priceless work of art he wants to recover, and he needs Peter's help.

Alec Hardison, if pressed, would probably suggest that he subscribes to a post-modern definition of identity.

For some reason, after his father's funeral Dave Sheppard keeps getting e-mail from Ronon Dex.

"There are a lot of things John hates about his job."

A fanfic writer and Feminist Ryan Gosling discuss celebrity culture, gender and theory, and the political perils of Fassavoy fic.

It is unwise to meddle in Count D's affairs. Especially if you meddle with Leon Orcot.

Making a dick joke was a strategic error. You put the subject on the metaphorical table. You're now thinking about troll dick.