Neal has a lead on a priceless work of art he wants to recover, and he needs Peter's help.

In the end, stories are about the people in them --personalities and relationships resonate across cultures and worlds. Or: Thor reads Lord of the Rings, and tries to use it to process his past and present, and as a framework to hope for the future.

Alec Hardison, if pressed, would probably suggest that he subscribes to a post-modern definition of identity.

Dean wants to stop the apocalypse, but everyone around him is preoccupied with singing along to the Glee soundtrack.

The Avengers discover that there are fans who write explicit RPF fic about them. Some of them are very confused. Some are proud. Some don't understand why everyone writes the pairings who aren't together but hardly anyone writes the couple who actually is together. Much silliness ensues.