All was right(ish) in the life of Noah Puckerman: he had a decent job, he spent most of his downtime up some cheerleader’s skirt, and he got to screw MILFs on the side after scrubbing their pool liners clean. But when he starts noticing Kurt Hummel’s presence more than he used to (and a hell of a lot more than he should), things start to get really freaking complicated really freaking fast. Between field trips, car crashes, weddings, hotel rooms, and less actual sex than he knows how to even survive -- Noah finds himself stumbling unexpectedly into something that looks suspiciously like a relationship with the same little fairy boy he used to throw into dumpsters. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is enough to throw any hot-blooded teenage boy for a freaking loop.