Sequel to "Future Bliss." Two years later, the pon farr finally catches up with them.

Kirk nearly turns a simple trade mission into a diplomatic incident. Luckily, Spock will do a lot to cover his captain's ass.

Jim quickly figures out he has to break the rules if he’s going to survive on the Enterprise.

Um. Erotic asphyxiation?

McCoy nods. “It happens when you don’t establish proper boundaries. Or when things aren’t stable at home. Have you been fighting with Spock again? The children don’t like it when Mommy and Daddy fight.” “Funny,” Kirk says and then frowns. “Wait… which one of us is which?”

Kirk manages to get himself totally brutalized. Awkward comforting and patching up from McCoy and/or Spock ensues, possibly followed by sex.

slightly cleaned up (grammatically speaking) and expanded from a snippet written for [info]st_xi_kink to [info]ifyouweremine's fabulous prompt: "The crew is on an important diplomatic mission to try to get a resource-rich planet to join the Federation. The problem is, the king there is a collector of the "rare and beautiful" and is entirely too interested in Spock (who, as a half-Vulcan, is very, very rare). Kirk isn't happy about this."

Spock has physical needs that do not always respond to the Vulcan regimens and so he has his own solution. However, sometimes his mind surprises even him.

Spock requests shore leave in the Orion sector to find some old friends, and takes Kirk and Uhura with him.

“Commander Spock, we have located your son,” the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock’s face that he’s never heard of this kid before in his life. “If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week.”

What surprises Zach the most about Trek is the fandom obsessed with the cast.

from the [info]st_xi_kink Meme: sequel to Keep Your Clothes On! wherein Aliens keep making them do it found in its entiretyHERE. disclaimer: I don’t own, don’t profit and mean no offense

AU: Spock was raised on Earth with no Vulcan influence in his life.

When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their supposedly destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth after the Enterprise's first five-year mission, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for the bright future they were promised, but the one thing standing in its way is Spock himself.

Pretty Woman Human redux. Hooker!Kirk.

Various characters have problems in or concerns about their relationships/sex lives, which they write to an advice columnist about.

Vulcan hands are erogenous zones, right? Jim can't keep his fingers out of his mouth. Nailbiting, fingertip-chewing, knuckle-biting, just plain sucking on one absently... it seems like every time Spock turns around, the Captain is doing the Vulcan equivalent of a strip show. Either Spock shows Jim exactly how those little things can be so hot, or Jim treats Spock's hand like his own with all the biting and nibbling and sucking that entails.

Two indecent exposure citations, one best friend, one amazing sex partner, one unexpected mentor, and a Starfleet-funded study of intercultural sexual norms. Sounds like a normal academic year for Gaila.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning.

Come Now, We're Children (Let's Play A Game): He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one. Totally Not A Meet-Cute: "Gerard has had a crush on Train Guy for a while, but just going up and talking to him would be weird. He needs a reason, right?" In the Belly Of: "Because space whales…fish…are a thing. In multiple universes. (Look, Todd asked and I said Okay, and this is what happened. I don’t know either.)" Turn Your Head: "Written for the genderplay square at kink_bingo's April 2012 "gift baskets" challenge." Apple Bottom Jeans (And Other Love Songs): "Or, how Steve Rogers--kind of--learns to dance."

Chris is tired of pretending she plays for the other team. It doesn't help matters that she has a hot best friend.

Winona is called to fix the cock-up of the Yorktown's engines. She uses one of the science-bitches to help her do it. & This is not exactly what Jim thought the 'exploring strange new worlds and exotic civilizations' was about. Also, Vulcans are kind of crazy. Jim and Spock go through a alien ritual, which, yes, changes everything -- he's hoping for the better. Spock just wants to get through this with his sanity, if not his dignity, mostly intact.

"Commander Spock, we have located your son," the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock's face that he's never heard of this kid before in his life. "If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week."

What it says on the tin. (Including Follow-ups to: Maybe one of these days you can let the light in, and One Of Those Things, and Mrs and Mr Pond..)

Just your every day modern street gang of ragamuffins.

Turns out Jim Kirk's more than meets the eye, genetically speaking. There are a lot of consequences, mostly for Spock and his sanity.

You were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles and my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet" and I was crying on a staircase, begging you, "Please don't go."

Turns out Jim Kirk's more than meets the eye, genetically speaking. There are a lot of consequences, mostly for Spock and his sanity.