Later, Patrick would wish that he'd been listening to the start of the conversation.

Producer Pete Wentz and Decaydance Pictures Presents the New Reality TV Show Project Duckling!

WentzWang is the world’s foremost producer of bisexual porn.

They asked for Girl!Gerard/Patrick, geek bonding. I hope I didn't stray too far from that. It was my first attempt at genderbending. Eep.

Step 1: Watch the music video for "A Little Less Sixteen Candles..." Step 2: Listen to "Vampires Will Never Hurt You". Step 3: Mix liberally.

Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he'll need some friends to help him out.

For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.

Gerard and Mikey and Pete, and the combinations thereby implied.

If he'd thought about it much, Patrick would have envisioned a pretty boy with a lot of attitude and a backing tape, not a pretty boy with a guitar who wanted to soundcheck.

Teacher!fic

Patrick reached his sexual peak on a Tuesday afternoon.

The real problem is that, eventually, Pete and Andy start to notice the bruises.

When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.

Ray is just a normal dude working a normal job and teaching guitar on the side, but the weird thing is he totally decorates like an old lady, and is a collector of elephants. But he's not embarrassed about this AT ALL, he's totally proud of it, and he likes to show people when they come visit and tell the stories of where he got them all. So naturally, when normal dude Bob falls in love with him, Bob totally brings him an elephant the day they get engaged. So Ray doesn't get an engagement RING, he gets a totally badass engagement elephant.

"What do you want for your birthday, Mr Smith?" "The Mona Lisa." "What...like the painting?" Nobody ever says no to Spencer. Even when he wants something crazy like The Mona Lisa. He collects a group of ten con artists, thieves and rogue government workers to pull off the biggest art heist in history. If it fails...well, Spencer doesn't think about things like that.