"You remember fun, don't you, Tim?"

"Dick and Jason are having sex."

Tim is bad at feelings, so he instigates a prank war. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

He's never been able to decide if Kon does it on purpose, or by habit. It doesn't bother him. Mostly.

Does the whole 'we can see your eyes now' thing mean you're going to not be a repressed freak anymore?

"If once is an incident, twice is coincidence, and three times is a pattern, what's four?" Tim asked. "A mistake," Jason said between clenched teeth. "A big mistake."

Tim Drake’s snapchat is 90% him making Bruce Wayne do normal middle-class American things and filming the results.

"I was thinking post patrol sex. You in?"

So Artemis Crock is a princess now, apparently. (A Princess Diaries AU.)

Kaldur has a question; the rest of the team does not exactly have answers.

"If he doesn't kill you," X answers, "He makes you stronger."

"You know." Dick says, when he opens his eyes, "Santa normally eats the cookies."

Sometimes it takes falling in love with the wrong people to fall in love with the right ones; or, the not-quite love song of Steve Rogers and Clark Kent.

“If I had known offering him a sandwich because it was four in the morning and he had blood loss would result into having a permanent installation in my house I’d have off’ed him myself.”

“Journalism Club? Oh my GOD Supey that is SO BORING,” Wally marvels.

"On the bright side," Dick says as he shimmies down the building, "You didn't raise a group of homicidal, raging, vengeful killers and sociopaths so much as you raised a group of emotionally-volatile, obsessive, spiteful vigilantes and paper pushers."

Jason, Cass and early Saturday morning grocery shopping.

(Prompt: I want to see Batman acting as a parental figure towards Robin. And to be awesome at it. You could maybe include hugs?) "Batman is looking at him with slightly narrowed eyes that anyone else would be likely to find intimidating, but which Robin knows well enough to interpret as Batman's 'what is the appropriate way to respond to people who are actually remotely normal' face."

Tim and Kon get together, only to find everyone in the superhero community was in on a betting pool about it.

Jason's doing it for the cash, or so he tells himself. [Written for the Fluff Week challenge on tumblr.]

"... Bat... man...?" he asked finally. His answer was silence. "Are you... here about the show...? You're here about the show. We're — this is all above-the-board, legally speaking."

"I'd be doing humanity a favor." Tim grinds out, "And I would get away with it. I could totally get away with it. I've done worse."

There's a certain twitch in Slade's eye that makes Jason wonder what happened to Tim's previous body guards.

Superman decided to try out a new costume. He did not consult the artist. In fairness, he was a little miffed that he'd been drawing weird porn of him, so. Fair's fair.