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Ten Moments That Made College Bearable for Karkat Vanta
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/287862] - - public:opalsong
Since the universe knows just how terrible Karkat Vantas is, the unseen forces of fate decide to make him live with Dave Strider. Little did he know that Mr. Insufferable Prick would end up being the main reason he survived college.
jerks in love
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/280891] - - public:opalsong
Dave can't talk dirty without making a fool of himself; to no one's surprise, Karkat is a screamer; and in summary, Dave and Karkat are terrible people to room next to.
stick shift
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/18132053/] - - public:opalsong
In which Karkat Vantas' roommate, Dave "straight as a line of coke" Strider, discovers the joys of prostate stimulation. Again. And again. And again.