Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.

Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.

After the fighting is over, then come the hot baths, ice packs, resurrection from the dead, political maneuvering, and happy endings (not like that, Tony).

Steve thinks about sex a lot, and he'd like to have some, if he could just stop being an idiot around the people he'd like to have it with.

Steve Rogers is no stranger to the silver screen.

After the fighting is over, then come the hot baths, ice packs, resurrection from the dead, political maneuvering, and happy endings (not like that, Tony).

Antonia Carter Stark takes no shit and no prisoners.

Everyone has a part of themselves that others don't always get to see.

There are some staff changes going on at SHIELD.

Steve had body-modesty trained out of him in boot camp, and apparently his attitude is infectious.

Bruce isn't sure he wants to use a credit card Tony gave him. Steve isn't sure he even knows how.

When a second Tony Stark slips through from an alternate universe, Steve suddenly finds his hands very full.

What if the universes collided and a bunch of Steves ran into each other. And for whatever reason, they all had sex. As one does when meeting several of your alternate universe versions.

Five times the Avengers pawned kids off on the Jean Grey School.

Steve Rogers just wanted to sell good, nourishing, cheap food from his food truck. Now the crazy fusion chefs from TOBRU are calling him a hipster, the avant garde restaurant "Shield" across the street has declared war on chains, and...well, then there's Thor, who thinks Steve's habit of licking food is weird.

Clint wants to give his kid the world. Isobel's not complicated; she'll settle for a couple of superheroes and a train set.

Clint Barton -- subby, ex-carnie white trash, spy -- isn't the kind of guy Captain America goes for. Nobody informed Captain America of this.

When Clint Barton put on the Captain America costume for a mission, he didn't count on Phil Coulson's reaction. Coulson didn't count on Clint crashing his new team to do something about it.

Pepper is BFFs with one of Neal Caffrey’s aliases because ~art luv~ and they meet and hijinks with Extremis and theft.

One of Pepper’s favorite activities after a long day is putting on sci-fi movies and watching Tony dissect their bad science. He’ll happily spend two hours curled up against her and ranting about the flawed central plan in Armageddon and how REALLY, HE HOPES AN ASTEROID HEADS FOR EARTH, HE’LL SHOW HOLLYWOOD HOW TO REALISTICALLY AVOID AN EXTINCTION-LEVEL EVENT, DAMMIT. Pepper finds it oddly relaxing, like angry genius white noise. Add in Bruce, and she could sell tickets.

In which Tony Stark is training John Sheppard for another mouthy scientist, far in his future.

Sex gas, Latveria, and a SHIELD orgy.

Steve Rogers discovers the Grinch, but he already knew Dr. Seuss...

Every year I do a post of all the bits of fic I couldn't find a place for. Some stand alone pretty well; most are just starts I don't have the interest or energy to finish.

Now I’m imagining Steve offering to sleep with Tony so Iron Man doesn’t have to do it anymore.

Steve has some unique needs now that he's a super soldier. (Vampire AU.)

Clint and Natasha ruin Christmas.

Steve's not sure where he is, or how he got there, or why there's a tentacle there, but at least he's having fun.

Only Severus sees what's really going on here.

Steve discovers a secret simulation on the game server.

Remus had the Dursleys whacked. Tactfully, of course, and well after Harry left the house.

Steve's favorite shirt is at the center of a debate about masculinity, sexuality, and whether or not he did in fact steal it like a thief in the night from Tony.

Tony Stark is a Seer, someone vulnerable to phantasms, malevolent spirits of the dead. He's meant to have a bonded Fighter, someone who can defend him -- or attack on his command. So far he's had no luck finding a bond, but that's about to change...

Clint's a little older than he looks, and his DNA has a few surprises in store, too.

A SHIELD agent named Roger Stevens told Tony that his nickname was "Cap". Tony didn't connect the dots until it was much, much too late.

Steve didn't know you could go to college to study movies.

The Leverage crew run into a new friend, find some buried treasure, and fight some Nazis. It's a pretty good day.

Tony attends a wedding; Steve starts making a little space.

Eliot technically stole a baby, which is actually the least of Leverage's problems.

Unemployed librarian Bobby Dismas isn't sure how Leverage found him or what they want with him, but apparently it has something to do with his conspiracy theory website about Roy Chappel (and Kenneth Crane, and Jacques Labert).