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Tried and Tested Series
In which Derek has a sex emergency with unplanned results, Stiles could be the baby daddy on one of those horrible MTV pregnancy shows, Sheriff Stilinski takes in strays and life in Beacon Hills never has a dull moment, not even when things are calm.
and the wild things roared their terrible roar
Derek as Khal Drogo (but set in snow beyond the wall) and Stiles as Daenerys Stormborn (although he's a greenseer of the Children rather than a dragon)
romantic songs about adventurous fucking (but my body's telling me yes)
Derek comes back to Beacon Hills for a number of reasons. The most important one, though, is the result of a one night stand in Vegas. He's knocked up and Alpha, and Cora won't stop playing Papa Don't Preach whenever she gets to pick the music in the car. This shit just keeps happening to him. Or, in which Derek gets the D, Stiles gets the D, then Derek gets Stiles's D.
forget our future plans
The second time Derek and Stiles meet is in a gay bar. A wizarding gay bar. It's very sparkly. Series
Tumblr Fics
Short fics originally posted to my Tumblr, edited and collected here.
