Albus Severus Potter doesn’t know it, but the Sorting Hat is to blame for the events of a significant portion of his life, during Hogwarts and after. It's a sly, old hat after all. Sometimes, though, he suspects the fault might lie with Scorpius. It has to be, since Scorpius is the one he keeps finding in semi-public areas doing those sorts of activities, and it really isn’t helping Albus solving his own issues.

A bad night turns into a very strange day for Shannon, and sets him on a path to a world he didn't know existed, and into the bed of a Wizard.