Kidnapped by Fawkes, Duo suddenly has to face a megalomaniac, magic explosions and a Snape. At the same time, Hogwarts has to deal with painfully cheerful and ornery Shinigami. But it turns out that the braided smartass might be the answer to Voldemort.

Petunia married a professor, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, introducing strange new opportunities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell.

Petunia married a professor, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, introducing strange new opportunities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell.

The rich and powerful Capitol takes what it wants. To survive the Hunger Games, you need ... leverage. May the odds be ever in your favor. Now complete!