I know my friends and I (and maybe you guys too) will sometimes have fake relationships going on, like if we get into a joking argument I'll tell her I want a divorce. (Usually several times, resulting in multiple divorces and no marriages.) Other times we'll talk about how I cheated on her because she didn't satisfy me emotionally, as I want children and she does not, etc. I do this with multiple people. I want the whole YJ team to talk to each other like this (jokingly) and have the JL members catch them. It doesn't even have to be to this level, maybe member A refers to member B as their boy/girlfriend/wife/husband. Maybe they just refer to other team members as "baby" or "dear" whenever their mentor shows up.

Batman gets heartily, heartily sick of Superman's attitude towards Superboy and decides to take drastic action - he takes the kid under his own wing and helps to train him alongside with Robin. Superboy ends up being part of the 'Batfamiy', with Robin sometimes calling him 'Bro' during YJ missions. And then when Superman finally gets his head out of his ass and comes to try to teach Superboy, he has to first pass the Batfamily's tests to see if he is worthy of Superboy. Because Bats take care of their own.

tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results.