Eliot is a biter; Hardison tries his best to conceal the marks. Takes place in season one.

I'm glad it turned out like this, it's better this way

"I don't want it. I don't like it. I don't want to wear it. Take it off."

Eliot Spencer had been living in the world of the supernatural longer than most people had the good sense to.

"You had a Nana. I had a Memaw."

"When he rolled out of bed that afternoon, heated up some Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets for breakfast, and then went to the office, Alec Hardison was not expecting to experience a paradigm shift."

Look. I don't even know if the man wants that kind of relationship. Y'know?

"When he rolled out of bed that afternoon, heated up some Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets for breakfast, and then went to the office, Alec Hardison was not expecting to experience a paradigm shift."

"I'm going to ask Maggie out," Parker announces

Hardison, bless his geeky wee heart, ponders which Hogwarts House each of the team would be sorted into. Eliot just wants his damn headset fixed. (Dialogue-only)

Leverage, Eliot/ or + Hardison, Hardison finds out that the first time Eliot got tortured was just days before Hardison started the sixth grade.