The last time Jared tried to play matchmaker for Shannon he almost got his brother killed. This time-well, there's bus breakdowns and blizzards, techs rented out for the price of a slice of veggie lovers, penguin break ups, stolen thermal underwear and the two most oblivious drummers on the planet too good at ignoring machinations for their own good and things just spiral into batshit crazy from there.

How it started was simple enough. Sorta. It was Tomo's fault.

So not how Tim had planned to spend his three days off in Athens. Really absolutely NOT ho he planned on that.

Jared was raised as a girl.