Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover

Neal stuck his hand in his pocket and came to stand next to him, looking out at the New York night. "It doesn't have to be complicated."

Close encounters of the FBI kind.

Now, the man is looking at him with a curl to one side of his mouth that might be a smile. "I'm Nick Fury," he says. "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." There's a pause, and Alec tries to think of something smartass to say, but he's got nothin'. S.H.I.E.L.D. It's like the frickin' Death Star, and not the one with the whoops-blow-up button, but the fully armed and operational battle station. He swallows.

“I don’t do Vegas,” Hardison said firmly.

Hardison whistled under his breath and leaned closer. “I am all about the Monets and the Manets and all of that, but this? This is what I call art.”

It's three o'clock in the morning, and Parker has something she wants to talk to Clay about.

When the Leverage team decides to take down Vaughn Wilson, they don't realize that he's dealing in something a lot worse than heroin and assault rifles, or that Eliot's old boss has his eye on Wilson too. Things can go wrong in a hurry when whether you're a Loser or just providing a little leverage, but with Eliot's life on the line, his past and his present had better work together fast, or Eliot's future won't last longer than tonight.

When the Russian mob starts to take over the Boston underworld there are two ways to handle the situation; the way of the gun, or the way of the con. Or, a little bit of both.

One server room, two hackers and a building full of guards. Leverage/Losers crossover.

Shawn and Gus are stumped on a robbery case so Shawn calls the best thief in the family for advice.

It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List. - Leverage/Psych crossover.

Kurt meets the new substitute PE teacher.

Logan saw him from a distance the first time, running like he was being chased even though there wasn't another out of place scent for as far as his senses reached.

Alec isn't sure if he's an angel or a mutant

“The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward

I'm glad it turned out like this, it's better this way

Just a bit of silly fluff in the "walk into a bar" vein.

In response to the prompt The Losers/Leverage, Jensen & Hardison, dance break.

"The fellow whose job I'm taking, will he show me the ropes?" "Maybe - if you're in touch with the spirit world."

"All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."

Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes. “Elizabeth? Elizabeth Burke?”

They send Azrael to fetch him because he will not listen to anyone else.

Her reply was one of boredom. “So don’t get caught!”

Parker accidentally turns everyone into children except Eliot.

In which Dean breaks into the Leverage headquarters, Hardison is concerned, and Eliot doesn't want to talk about it. Supernatural/Leverage crossover.

Eliot Spencer walks into a bar and meets...Teyla Emmagan

"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"

Back when all he had was their names and a list of suspected crimes a mile long, Nate had played a guessing game with himself. Knowing those forms would tell him a lot. For a comment_fic prompt for a Dark Materials AU - they all have daemons.

Neal needs a favor, and calls a friend of a friend.

For [info]tigriswolf's [info]comment_fic prompt "Inception/Leverage, Eliot&Arthur, it's been awhile since Eliot saw his little brother" (theme was 'Prompt is the first line')

They’d met years ago, years before Jensen joined the Losers.

Three times Eliot meets Eames, two he sees Arthur, and once he runs into them both.

A funny thing happened one time in Hellsville. Or how Eliot learned to keep calm and not punch ghosts.

"Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre mechinations..." "That's his superpower."

As part of their plan to take down a crooked art dealer, the Leverage team need a painting forged in a hurry. Luckily, Alec Hardison knows just the guy – Neal Caffrey.

Eliot is an Immortal. Everybody copes.

Faith tries to pick up a cute girl. It has interesting results.

And then Hardison clicks to the next slide. "Of course, now the company had been bought by the Wayne Enterprises," he says slowly and pointedly, and all the others suddenly sit up, the focus of their attention shifting and narrowing. "No," Sophie says. Eliot nods once, sharply, and Parker does a rather good impression of one of those boggling-head-dolls, agreeing completely.

This story starts, as many of the greatest stories in history do, with a talking frog. You could argue that it starts sometime before that, with a vampire that's been turned into a puppet. According to Eliot, the word again should be tagged onto the end of that sentence. Or you could argue that it starts with that said puppet walking into a bar.

The problem with being one of the good guys now is that when Eliot sees a gun being waved around, he feels like he needs to step in. Neal is suitably grateful.

Smutty, kinky, threesome slash.

The day the bus break hit the news, Eliot Spencer was in the middle of a job, taking down a dirty businessman up north of Boston.

An alternative future for Cordelia who has just returned from the higher dimensions. AtS/Leverage Crossover

"Let's go steal a Jaeger," Parker said, smiling a wolf's smile.

Because apparently this is a continuing series where Leverage crosses over into everything. Where the crew meet Castiel

Archimedes said, "Give me a place to stand and with a lever I will move the whole world." That's nothing on what Nick Fury can do with a little ... leverage.

The original con artist stops by for a consultation at Bridgeport Brewpub.

She was like Parker. Only deadlier. And even more broken.

The way I saw it, I had two options for this. One is the one where Hardison is a reincarnated space prince, Eliot is the rollerblading space werewolf sent for him, and Parker is a bounty hunter and they all end up teaming up. The other is, well …