Exactly what it says

Jim Kirk knew he owed Gaila after the Kobayashi Maru, but liberating Orion dancers from a strip club hadn't exactly been what he'd had in mind.

Winona is called to fix the cock-up of the Yorktown's engines. She uses one of the science-bitches to help her do it.

Pretty much everything gets tossed into the metamorphical back room of a facility like Delta Vega.

Suvin was all set to transition, arrangements made, leave booked, her physicians on Vulcan ready and waiting, and then the planet exploded.

Two indecent exposure citations, one best friend, one amazing sex partner, one unexpected mentor, and a Starfleet-funded study of intercultural sexual norms. Sounds like a normal academic year for Gaila.

Mutants have been extinct since the Eugenics War. But then, Jim's the exception to everything.

Jim has a couple different lies he likes to tell about how he got his Jolteon, depending on his audience.

"Seriously. How does this not bother you," Alec said, staring at the mirror as he tugged the hem of his primary-colored overtunic into place.