Quatre's out shopping for Trowa's Christmas present when he's run over by a car. The only way for him to go back to Earth is to make the two most unlikely people fall in love. 34 and 1X2 lemon possibilities in later chapters! R&R COMPLETED! (finally)

A newly reconciled Burt and Finn set about finding the one thing that will make their new family complete: a boyfriend Kurt.

In a world where Omegas far outnumber Alphas, a dowry system is in place. The Omega’s family offers a dowry in order to secure a respectable Alpha match, with the highest dowries netting the “best” Alphas. Aunt May struggles to secure an Alpha for her Omega nephew’s first heat. All her meager savings can afford is a butt-ugly (by his own admission) Alpha without much experience to speak of. Peter would rather go unmated than lose his virginity to a guy that can’t go five seconds without making a Monty Python reference. However, it seems Peter has no choice…

Derek thinks that the mating rituals are overly romanticized bullshit, but claiming a mate and defending them from challengers is something werewolves do, and his pack can't afford to appear weak after the fire. Especially not when Deucalion and his friends are in town for the rituals. Enter Stiles Stilinski, who offers to let Derek claim him so he won't be overrun at the ceremonies. Nothing goes as expected.

There is something weird going on with Shane, Ryan realizes, but -- there was always something weird going on with Shane, wasn't there? ...Wasn't there?

Boba attempts to set his father up with someone interesting. It would probably go a lot smoother if that someone wasn't a Jedi. And if there weren't monsters all around the town that were about to make themselves a problem.