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It starts with a dare, and ends with sex, and really, humans may be lacking in some ways but they more than make up for it in others.

On an exploration mission to Elissinar IV, Kirk talks Sulu into letting Dirandae, one of the President's aides, take them back to her room to "look at a plant". It turns out the Elissinar have entirely different sexual organs from Terrans. Hey, exploration missions can be fun!

"Around the time that Glinda first hears Elphaba's song sung around the palace, she starts having dreams of Elphaba."

Her name isn't Angie. That's her first secret.

Kirk finds out who everyone thinks is the hottest member of the Enterprise crew.

This is not a story about a cow