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Between a Man and His Parasite
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/16277825] - - public:opalsong
This might as well happen, right? Get possessed by an alien parasite, save the world, get fucked by an alien parasite… it’s all in the same vein. It’s not like this is any more fucked up than the rest of it.
just roll over, boy
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/6045115] - - public:opalsong
“Bet me I can’t sleep with ten prospects before the draft,” Dylan says.
somehow, someway, deadpool accidentally gets peter off (oneshots)
[https://archiveofourown.org/series/2717863] - - public:opalsong
Peter finally has a day to himself, and he decides to relax, maybe take out a couple of toys. But then Deadpool comes by and finds this remote on the counter and oh God the vibrator's still inside of him.