The Full Metal Alchemist, of course, accepted his assignment with all the gravity due his station.

"The Bastard is not in love with me, and I can prove it. With science!"

Havoc's first encounter with the little Elrics. Havoc had been looking forward to meeting the Elric brothers, but he’d been looking forward to it while thinking he’d have the whole office as a buffer. He hadn’t thought he’d have them all to himself in a car for half an hour in traffic. He wasn’t sure how he felt about that. Overjoyed was not the word.

Ed loses his virginity, and then his inhibitions. Roy loses his mind.

"It has been brought to my attention that I want to have sex with you," Ed said aggressively.

Everyone is born with the ability to only see the colour of their soulmate's eyes. Only upon touching their soulmate, can people see the rest of the world's colours. Edward Elric will do whatever it takes to get his brother's body back and ensure he can have his happily ever after with his soulmate, even if it means never finding his own soulmate.