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Lucky
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3932089] - - public:opalsong
Kirk finds out who everyone thinks is the hottest member of the Enterprise crew.
Reporting for Duty
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6709333] - - public:opalsong
"The Enterprise’s newest security officer reports aboard."
a fucking space opera (or Six Characters Who Didn't Board the USS Enterprise)
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6657511] - - public:opalsong
"His life's a fucking space opera. And not even the erotic type that airs on New HBO. No, it's the animated comic type where the captain goes splat against the wall every episode and the pointy-eared bastard quirks his pointy eyebrow and steps on the captain's flattened remains."