CRAAAAAACK! Potential Valdemar AUs

Gibbs sometimes wonders what he did to deserve these morons, but then he looks through the one-way window at three naked and extremely uncomfortable-looking Marines and figures it could be worse.

The whole thing started when Yertel asked McKay, “If you have had trouble bearing fruit, there are many men in this camp who will be happy to help,” and Rodney said, “What? Oh, no, our fruit supplies are fine—actually, I’m allergic to citrus anyway so I’m bigger on you know, cake,” which turned out to be some sort of near-tacit admission of infertility on P6X-990.

Rodney steps up. (Warning, I should probably be shot for this.)

In his rational mind, Rodney knew that following a girl who'd dumped you was really, really pathetic.

Gibbs sometimes wonders what he did to deserve these morons, but then he looks through the one-way window at three naked and extremely uncomfortable-looking Marines and figures it could be worse.

"For fuck's sake, Gibbs — is this some kind of exchange program that I don't know about?"

"For fuck's sake, Gibbs — is this some kind of exchange program that I don't know about?"