Five minutes in a classroom with Uchiha Sasuke and Naruto knows he’s fucked for the rest of high school. And not because of the going-to-have-to-kill-him-behind-the-gym-later bastard who knocks him into a liplock with King Bastard and gets every girl in the class on his ass; it’s because of Haruno Sakura and her thin cotton dress with the painted-on jeans underneath. She has this sweet look to her with her cute clothes and long baby-pink hair and polished toes, but the one time he caught her eyes the soft spring-green of them went hard like jade and he could’ve come in his fucking jeans at just the sight. She is the most damn beautiful girl in the world and the moment she gets within ten feet of Uchiha Sasuke she turns into nothing but this simpering piece of bubblegum just begging to get chewed up and spat out.

He wasn't quite finished yet, but they were working on that. [NaruSasuSaku] [threesome] [oneshot]

Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku, humor, implied pervy. bisexuality.

NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up naked together anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? threesome, not triangle. With plot! COMPLETE

"I'm sure you're not going to care, it's very weak of me," Haru tells Sasuke, almost casual. "I'm in love with you. It's not hero-worship. It's not a phase. I am not confused." Silence. Sasuke's expression doesn't change at all. Haru knows better than to think he didn't hear, or misunderstood. He probably suspected it a while ago. But it's alright (it's not, it hurts.) This isn't the reason Haru brought them both here.

This is an AU in which the elemental countries are modern nation-states locked into an uneasy regional standoff. Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke (and others!) meet at a summer camp as children, and later end up working both to create a more lasting peace and to move their country away from a clan-based oligarchy toward a true democracy. Or something like that. I was just trying to write a 'camp counselors at a lake' thing, but the sociopolitical background took me hostage and ran away with my writing mojo. *wry*

Sakura just wants everyone to get along, almost as much as she wants to get laid.

"You can't tell me you didn't pick up jack shit while you were living with the tongue freak and his harem of boytoys." It shouldn't be difficult for three teammates and friends to figure out how they fit, both figuratively, and... not. And yet.

Sakura has grown adept at recognising the point at which a fever teeters between recovery and fatality.