Kurt is being anonymously manhandled. Guess who's behind it.

"You are such a fucking brat,"

Things happened pretty quickly once Puck agreed to make out with Kurt.

Puck sat on the edge of his bed, looking at the plastic packaging that encased the present the football team had gotten him for his birthday.

This is a continuation of Pool Cleaning for Dummies. It contains more ~emotions~ and also Puck's impersonation of God.

Okay, so maybe Puck’s gay after all…

Future fic! He doesn't know how it happens but Finn actually gets into college. Turns out, Kurt lives in his hall and they become BFFs. And then Finn has a gay crisis.

Four times Puck “saved” Kurt’s life and the one time he honestly did.

So Kurt and Puck, eh? Totally came out of nowhere, especially for Finn Hudson, Tina Cohen-Chang, Emma Pillsbury, Sue Sylvester and especially Kurt Hummel.

Gifts should never be questioned, especially when Sasha Fierce is playing along.

Four instances that Puck finds himself surprised by an inebriated Kurt; and one time the tables are reversed.

Puck goes to a secret sex party & hooks up with a mysterious cross-dressing boy... Yeah, really, lol... Just read it! ;)

There are two things Noah will do if he's bored enough and they are as follows.

Kurt loves getting fingered, rough and dirty.

Kurt muses aloud about Puck's sex drive. He gets a little more than he bargained for.

Three scenes inspired by Rachel's line about how Kurt "wore a corset to second period" one day, as well as some vague spoilers for future episodes. Some references to Kurt's crush on Finn and to Puck being a MILF Chaser, but it's a happy fic for Kurt this time, I promise!

Because every time he's rejected man he loses affection

Finn helping Puck get his act together with Kurt

After a football loss, Puck convinces Kurt that he needs to be punished by sucking his cock. Little does Kurt know that Puck has other things planned.

If there is one thing Kurt can admit to always having admired about Noah Puckerman...

Dear Kurt Hummel, it is with Glee and Cheer that we invite you to share a special day in our lives and join us for the Class Reunion of McKinley High for the year 2011!

Nineteen years ago, a baby boy was expected to the newly married Hummels.

It’s not something he does often.

Puck's not the worst Jew ever. Yet.

The bottle spins and spins and spins, and when it finally stops, it’s pointing right at Kurt.

Puck dreams of verbal abuse.

How to improvise and always say, “yes and”.

Kurt dares Puck to walk a mile in his Gucci boots. Not literally. But yeah, Puck has to kiss Finn... in front of witnesses...

Hummel, what do you think you're doing standing right there?

If Kurt hadn’t been looking at Finn he would never have seen the other person who did that same thing. Well, two other people, but everyone already knows about Rachel, no, what Kurt sees is a lot more interesting.

Liz Phair used to be so awesome. Also: Spanish lessons, fantasy sequences, fun with anagrams, stupid boy feelings, glances across a cafeteria, and an "Incubus," whatever the hell that is.

Kurt embarrasses himself in front of Finn, and Puck inexplicably manages to make things better

Tis be a short story of how certain people in their lives find out that Puck and Kurt are dating

Taken from glee_kink: Kurt is reacquainted with Puck ___ years after graduating high school: a not-so-blind date scenario constructed by the old McKinley High gleeks.

When Mercedes got into hostess-mode, there was nothing anyone could do to stop her.

This was why he never went jogging after dark.

Cheerios are Puck's weakness.

Glee.

Kurt’s roped into a game of truth or dare.

The mere sight of Sue Sylvester is enough to make Cupid piss his diapers. That candy-ass little bastard doesn't stand a chance.

Kurt is handcuffed to Mike Chang. It's not as kinky as it sounds.

Mercedes makes matches. ;P

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter.

Puck makes a friend online. And everybody knows the internet is for porn. Not love.

A bit of a look inside Puck's mind as he falls in love with Kurt. More sarcastic and ridiculous than sweet and sappy, despite being something I wrote. Pre-slash

Kurt officially comes out to the glee club.

Kurt finds himself a new hobby

People make assumptions, and they write fairytales. But in the real world, even in Glee world, there is no such thing as a hero, as Prince Charming. Damsels in distress have to rescue themselves, and there can never be such a thing as a happy ending, because either life goes on, or everyone dies. Kurt is just trying get as close as he can.

Glee set to Roger and Hammerstein's Cinderella. It's actually quite different. Who says Cinderella was the only one with a fairy god-something? Puckurt. Don't like, don't read.

Puck can't sleep, Kurt has a surprise and Burt has to go to the police station.