After Jim tells Bones to 'Buckle Up', where'd they go first? This is that mission.

After watching Internet Intervention too many times ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aIxwWooivI ) I really want to see just a short humor fic were Federation Standard is basically internet meme speak. "Orly?" "Yarly. I can haz benefit of doubt, plx?" Yeah. I know. Ridiculous and craky, but it could be so amusing.

'Dear Ambassador Spock,' Jim writes, 'The new Spock thinks I am a total asshole and that sucks.'

"Humans would've named the planet New Earth and the places things like New Africa or New Russia. Vulcans did no such thing; they named the planet Vik: the well in the desert. They named the continents Ashv'cezh, Laktra, and Vrekasht: Revenge, Grief, and Outcast."

Spock and Sarek talk after ST9 about Amanda, Nyota, and K/S. Excellent as usual!

Kid!Kirk (transformed) and no one wants to take care of him, so the responsibility falls to Spock. There's an Ambassador on board who doesn't know what happened and see's Kirk messing around. The Ambassador gets onto him and when Kirk talks back, is about to hit him (because in his culture, that's how they deal with children)

Wingfic please please please! Someone (preferably Sulu or Spock) wakes up and finds out hoshit they sprouted wings, big feathery ones. Of course, everyone wants to touch, which would be okay if the wings weren't totally erogenous zones. (Sulu's turn!)

"Shockingly, after having spent three days running through caves and mountains and fighting off cave-creatures with tentacles - tentacles, because the cave-creatures themselves just weren't bad enough – I'm not really in the mood for a lecture on how I should be in sickbay, and you can take whatever sedative you've got in that hypospray of yours and shove it."

They're not friends yet. That takes time, more than a few really disastrous missions, two anniversaries, and quite a lot of bloodshed. Jim's never been the patient type.

"You think they've been keeping Jim for twelve hours by asking politely?"

McCoy nods. “It happens when you don’t establish proper boundaries. Or when things aren’t stable at home. Have you been fighting with Spock again? The children don’t like it when Mommy and Daddy fight.” “Funny,” Kirk says and then frowns. “Wait… which one of us is which?”

Sequel to It Takes A Village. Jim tries to give Chekov ‘The Talk’; it turns out to be far more difficult than he imagined.

Spock and Jim come back to where they began.

Spock is less a child of two worlds, and more a being stranded in the vacuum, caught between the gravitational pull of two equal bodies. Kirk's mental fire was like warp core engines, fusion and fire and speed--and it only made sense to shoot at life like a rocket built for a science fair

Joanna McCoy has big plans for herself, and she isn't about to let anyone hold her back. She'll do things her way, even if it means breaking the rules and burning bridges behind her. Five times Joanna ran away, and one time she didn't.

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

Exactly what it says

Jim Kirk knew he owed Gaila after the Kobayashi Maru, but liberating Orion dancers from a strip club hadn't exactly been what he'd had in mind.

Pretty much everything gets tossed into the metamorphical back room of a facility like Delta Vega.

Winona is called to fix the cock-up of the Yorktown's engines. She uses one of the science-bitches to help her do it.

Two indecent exposure citations, one best friend, one amazing sex partner, one unexpected mentor, and a Starfleet-funded study of intercultural sexual norms. Sounds like a normal academic year for Gaila.

Suvin was all set to transition, arrangements made, leave booked, her physicians on Vulcan ready and waiting, and then the planet exploded.

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

Two hundred years ago the Winchesters stopped the apocalypse. Now, instead of getting into fights and running amok, eighteen year old Jim Kirk goes to live with his Auntie Sam and learns the family business. Four years later, an angel shows up.

Mutants have been extinct since the Eugenics War. But then, Jim's the exception to everything.

Snippets from lives that Willow's activation spell (could have) irrevocably changed. Drabble collection.

Winona is called to fix the cock-up of the Yorktown's engines. She uses one of the science-bitches to help her do it.

"The Enterprise’s newest security officer reports aboard."

"His life's a fucking space opera. And not even the erotic type that airs on New HBO. No, it's the animated comic type where the captain goes splat against the wall every episode and the pointy-eared bastard quirks his pointy eyebrow and steps on the captain's flattened remains."

Three years after the events of The Fast and the Furious (but with spaceships!) Brian's happy with his new family and life. Until he bumps into the last people that he wants to see.

Jim has a couple different lies he likes to tell about how he got his Jolteon, depending on his audience.

It really does take a village to raise a Jim. The members of the Kelvin's crew watch over Jim as much as he lets them.

A collection of meta and tumblr musings on the headcanon that all other species in the galaxy think earthlings are impulsive weirdos with a penchant for destruction and weird talent for techno-space-magic BUT IN PODFIC FORM.

Spock was able, at any given moment, to understand at least 50% of whatever it was Montgomery Scott was doing at any given moment.

"Seriously. How does this not bother you," Alec said, staring at the mirror as he tugged the hem of his primary-colored overtunic into place.