Jamia died in May, so in two months it would be three years. Xavier was born in March, so today he was turning six.

"Hey, Ma," Mikey says. "No, everything's fine—well, I mean, Gerard accidentally adopted a baby—no, he's changing her now, he can't talk." Gerard flips him off, but Mikey just settles further into the couch. Gerard pouts, then looks up at Frank. "Frankie," he says, and Frank shakes his head. "Sorry, man," he says. "But as the one sane person on this entire bus, I'm pretty sure my official job is to watch and laugh."

Bob is the third wheel. Set a few years in the future.

Bob Bryar is a man of mystery, even Frank says so. What if there was a reason for his reticence?

"We all have to take jobs we don't like sometimes, you know?"

Almost a sequel to The Negotiation Limerick File. If you haven’t read that, this will make even LESS sense. One of Mikey's wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.

The kid looked up at him as he walked by. He had the biggest goddamn eyes Brian had ever seen; absolutely huge, dark lashes, tangled hair. Brian was pretty sure his parents wouldn’t have let him leave the house without at least washing his hair now and then. Parenting was getting pretty slack.

Everyone knows that Gerard Way is an idealist. Gerard wants to save the world and the lives of every last one of his fans, and Gerard believes in love and happiness and rainbows and equality and lots of other bullshit like that. Gerard just really wants to take care of his fans, that lost-looking little ten-year-old boy in particular.

Jon and Spencer own a flower shop in a small town, and when the town’s pastor dies, Brendon comes to live with them and take over the job. Summerville’s full of people in love, and Brendon’s not immune to the town’s charms himself – when they’re in the form of a certain Sunday school teacher.

So, I told [info]theworstliar that I really wanted FRANK/GERARD DOMESTIFIC WHERE THEY HAVE A LITTLE TRANS DAUGHTER AND THEY SEW HER PRETTY OUTFITS TO WEAR AND MAKE SURE HER TEACHERS ~UNDERSTAND HER AND GLARE AT ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT HER FUNNY. ;_________________; So here it is, at least some of it.

As Told To Miss Jenny Moore By Rose Schechter-Bryar, Age 6 1/2 (Or: What I Did on My Summer Vacation)

Ray is just a normal dude working a normal job and teaching guitar on the side, but the weird thing is he totally decorates like an old lady, and is a collector of elephants. But he's not embarrassed about this AT ALL, he's totally proud of it, and he likes to show people when they come visit and tell the stories of where he got them all. So naturally, when normal dude Bob falls in love with him, Bob totally brings him an elephant the day they get engaged. So Ray doesn't get an engagement RING, he gets a totally badass engagement elephant.

And Mikey just says, very calmly because she's been practicing, "I'm having a baby, you're the father, I'm keeping it."

the one where Gerard and Mikey are orphans.

Gee and Neal's first meeting.

"'4 and 14 adopt a newborn baby together. What do they name it, how do they raise it, etc, etc. Do they eventually get it siblings? Do they ditch it in a dumpster on prom night because its not as fun as they thought?' THIS IS QUITE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. And yet, I am oddly charmed by it."