Harry and Draco try to keep quiet while Snape is sniffing around...

when Severus gives Harry and Draco detention, he has no idea that he's in for some peripheral pleasure.

This is the sequel to An In-Body Experience. Read that first, or you'll be wondering why on earth the characters are all behaving the way they are.

Albus Severus Potter doesn’t know it, but the Sorting Hat is to blame for the events of a significant portion of his life, during Hogwarts and after. It's a sly, old hat after all. Sometimes, though, he suspects the fault might lie with Scorpius. It has to be, since Scorpius is the one he keeps finding in semi-public areas doing those sorts of activities, and it really isn’t helping Albus solving his own issues.

Ron goes looking for his missing best mate and finds something quite unexpected.