In which Ryan Ross is a girl. Has always been, will always be a girl. End of story.

Pete sometimes wanted to form an "only-boy-in-the-band" club. He could ask Ryan to join.

."Stop being so stupid and stubborn already and take your pants off."

In which Spencer is hot and Ryan's subconscious is apparently trying to ruin his life. Also, there's a dance.

"Stop talking," Spencer orders, and when Ryan breaks off, staring at Spencer with wide eyes, Spencer surges forward to kiss her.

"Were you just touching yourself?" Ryan says, his voice kind of rough. She doesn't know if she wants to die or if she wants to kill him, but clearly the only answer is that one of them doesn't make it out of this room alive. "Like, seriously?" he adds, waggling his eyebrows in a totally unnecessary way. And, well, that answers that.