They call him Hawkeye for more than just his eyesight and aim.

Tony offers Bruce something he hasn't had in a long time and then slowly includes the rest of the Avengers.

Nick Fury circles the realm Midgard with his coils. Phil Coulson has seen enough of chains for one lifetime. Darcy Lewis is taking a break from Helheim. But there's still the matter of their brother Sleipnir...

In which Darcy Lewis is actually Hel Lokisdottir, Queen of Helheim, and Phil Coulson is the badass secret agent we all know and love.

Loki falls from the Bifrost, and lands in Lilo's garden. Chaos ensues.

Jake Jensen is sixteen when he meets Tony Stark at MIT. He's nineteen when he joins the US army, and twenty-four when he becomes a Loser. Becoming a Loser is also when he happens to discover that DADT might apply. But that is not where this story begins. It begins on a cold, winter morning in Massachusetts, when a little girl with hair the colour of cornflakes meets her newborn brother for the first time. (In which there are evil toasters, all-around nerdiness, and ohana ).

Just your every day modern street gang of ragamuffins.

Peter’s first post-mission Avengers hang out goes about as well as one would expect.