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Guy Bffs Try Gross Lubes Off of One Another
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12085770] - - public:opalsong
AU where Buzzfeed still won’t give us the Unsolved merch we deserve, but this they at least do provide.
oblivion
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/13183338] - - public:opalsong
“So, how long have you and Shane been dating?” Jen asks. If Ryan had already taken a sip of his coffee, he would’ve done a spit take right now. Instead, he just sends her an incredulous look. “Shane and I are what?” Or, Ryan and Shane's life would be so much easier if they just talked to each other.
ghosts can't pick up power drills (probably)
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12160377] - - public:opalsong
“What you’re suggesting is that we have sex in the exact spot where a dude was once brutally murdered with a power drill. That is what you’re suggesting to me right now.” Shane throws up his hands. “Well, sure, when you say it like that, it sounds ridiculous.”