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Der Wille Zur Macht
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
Slices Of Life: Vaan
Five small slices of Vaan's life pre-game.
Five Things Tyler Didn't Expect from Slayer Camp
Sequel to Heart of a Lion. What it says on the tin.
From the Desk of Bubbles: Things I Will Keep Doing as a Boy
Bubbles is a boy now, but he's still going to be himself.
And Then A Few More
Batman gets heartily, heartily sick of Superman's attitude towards Superboy and decides to take drastic action - he takes the kid under his own wing and helps to train him alongside with Robin. Superboy ends up being part of the 'Batfamiy', with Robin sometimes calling him 'Bro' during YJ missions. And then when Superman finally gets his head out of his ass and comes to try to teach Superboy, he has to first pass the Batfamily's tests to see if he is worthy of Superboy. Because Bats take care of their own.
Five Ways Pepper Potts Became a Superhero
Six times Maggie heard "you're adorable", and one time she said it
Six times Maggie heard “You’re adorable,” and one time she said it. Family / Friendship fic. How Maggie interacts with the team throughout the years, and how she grows.
The Dream That I Once Knew
Five Six ways the team never came together
It's the last day on Amplificathon. Be prepared for quite a lot of podfics to be dumped on your laps
Saving And Being Saved: "Five boys and Battle School. Nobody is satisfied, but one can imagine Graff doesn't care." Fangs Up: "Someone finally takes notice of the fact that Gabe Saporta says he spoke to a snake." One Man Band: "It takes Spencer a while to figure it out, but he doesn't let it change how he behaves when he does." Patrick Stump's Strip Joint, or The One Where They're All Strippers Apart From Patrick Who Has Taken Up Handicrafts (Not Like That): "The one where they're all (pretty terrible) strippers, Patrick owns the strip joint, and his therapist has suggested he take up a hobby."
Have some more podfics that I forgot to post outside my journal!
BOB IN SPACE: "Bob really hated it when aliens tried to eat his team." untitled sga/bandom ficlet: "For seven days after he arrives in Atlantis, Ryan doesn't say a word to anyone." Otherworldly Experiences: "Four times Mikey ended up in the Pegasus galaxy." Like Souls That Balance Joy And Pain: "Eugene is, quite literally, tangled." All The Days We Never Lived: "Five ways that Tangled didn't end." Hell Yeah I'm the Motherfucking Princess: "Gerard is a pretty pretty princess, but a very sad one, because his parents except him to marry a prince and all the princes suck! So his only joy comes from visiting Mikey, who is accidentally a dragon, and drawing. Until one day, Frank enters his life! And suddenly, both Gerard's life and the diversionary ruffles on his pants have meaning." Blueprints For Building Better Boys: ""Eight years ago," Amanda begins, "Dr. Monae and myself began work on the ArchAndroid project. By the time they were ready, we'd designed and tested everything, right down to the cybernetics and the synthetic organs. Two months ago, we switched them on for the first time." Frank, Gerard, Ray, and Mikey are the ArchAndroids. Frank's got a faulty personality circuit, Gerard's primary memory chip is kind of temperamental, there's a bug somewhere in Mikey's speech protocol, and Ray's anger response lags like a motherfucker. They're also the world's most potty-mouthed robots, although with any luck there won't be any occasion for the world's press to find out about that." The Winner Takes It All: "It's Decaydance Stage-Gay Chicken. Let's play."
Saving and Being Saved
Five boys and Battle School. Nobody is satisfied, but one can imagine Graff doesn't care.
Brighter Than Black
Five times Clint was painfully aware that he was the 'dumbest' in the group and one time his brains saved the day.
Transfer Students
Five times the Avengers pawned kids off on the Jean Grey School.
Nine Pieces of Eight
Nine people Calypso visited later in their dreams.
Five Things the Avengers Teach Thor About Christmas
"This feast is a most important holiday for Midgardians," Thor says. "It is the subject of many movies and songs! I wish to know more about it, so that I may better understand your culture, my friends!"
Five Systems Hardison can't (or doesn't want to) hack.
N/A (title really says it all)
Five Interventions the Avengers Held For Each other and One They Held For Loki
The Avengers hold interventions a la How I Met Your Mother.
#3AM Gift Master Post
All Our Exploring: "We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time." - T.S. Eliot, Little Gidding. sometimes i feel: "I think I've missed a crucial turn in this conversation," Stiles says, practically into Scott's mouth because holy shit they are so so close now what is this, is this real. in a shower of: jonny washes patrick's hair; patrick doesn't hate it. Keep an Open Mind: They’ve had this connection for nearly as long as they’ve known each other; Patrick doesn’t know why it happened, what made it so that out of all the people in the world, it’s Johnny and only Johnny whose thoughts he can read, but there it is. One day it was just Patrick in his head, and the next, he’d woken up with the background awareness of Johnny in there too, and a panicked, thumping voice saying, Oh, shit. You too? Strange Days: "I don't want to talk to Deaton. I don't want to be another supernatural problem to be dealt with." No Business Like Show Business: In which Merlin is promoted from production intern to talent, is easily mortified, and has Post-It arguments with Arthur while the art department watches in glee. Also, there are gay dragons. Gone to the Dogs: Jonathan Toews turns into a puppy. Then some other stuff happens. what i'm saying is i need you here: Pat’s been carrying around these feelings for Johnny like an extra limb for years, now. It sucks, a little bit, but mostly it’s not too bad. Sometimes it blindsides her, though, like when the lockout ends and she comes back home. The Law of Conservation of Pants: Or, Five Things Darcy Lewis Thought She Knew Before She Met the Avengers (And One Thing That Will Always Be True). In which Darcy is put in charge of Social Media relations for the Avengers and finds that 5/6th of them challenge the things she thought she believed.
Eight Times the Battlefield Terra Kids Were (Not) Kidnapped
Asuka I wrote you a thing. It’s a slight AU playing with the idea of the kids having minor holdovers of their game powers. Not enough to affect day-to-day life, but just enough. All ficlets take place before they’re pilots. For some of the iffier powers I made guesses about how they would translate, most notably Dirk’s. He is the ghost in the machine. 8|
Bonding Time (or: Six Villains Who Were Slightly Less Than Villainous)
Every villain has a favorite. It's practically a rule.
Same Old Song
Five things the Leverage team know about each other.
Advanced Learning, Study, and Testing Techniques
A kiss for each member of the study group.
but not heroes
Ten facts about three Hogwarts students.
Slayers That Were Never Called
Snippets from lives that Willow's activation spell (could have) irrevocably changed. Drabble collection.
Dark Wings, Dark Words
The king is dead, but a cousin cannot inherit before a brother, or before a sister.
Our Marvellous Inheritance
When Dorne became one of the Seven Kingdoms, they agreed to replace the Westeros Law of Inheritance with the Dornish Law, so that the same laws would be followed throughout the realm. Or, Five times there was no male primogeniture in Westeros, and this wasn't as helpful as you might expect.
Five Stories Tim Fell Into And One He Chose For Himself
Because Tim Drake would be a superhero fanboy in any universe.
Four People Who Never Became Spirit Detectives (And One Who Became Something Else)
Yusuke isn't the only spirit detective in the world. Five AUs.
a fucking space opera (or Six Characters Who Didn't Board the USS Enterprise)
"His life's a fucking space opera. And not even the erotic type that airs on New HBO. No, it's the animated comic type where the captain goes splat against the wall every episode and the pointy-eared bastard quirks his pointy eyebrow and steps on the captain's flattened remains."
Leave Them Stunned and Stuttering
Five Times Shiro couldn't be knocked off balance, one time he was, and one time he trusted the team to see. Or, when sibling bonding goes wrong. (Standalone story: You do NOT need to read the previous in the 'series' for this)
Your Grace Is Wasted
Five times that no one was thinking of Shiro as a dad.
as green as a fresh pickled toad
A collection of ficlet-like rambles and other HP-centric stuff from my tumblr. Ficlet-Ramble #1: Seventh-Year will put Your Name in GOF for a Sickle You’re a first-year who can’t cast Wingardium Leviosa yet? Whatever, sure, just pay up. There’s no way you're going to be chosen against Angelina “Can Probably Crush You With Her Thighs” Johnson, but at least you can tell all your eleven-year-old buddies that you Did A Cool Thing.
Learn to Be Content
5+ AU Headcanons rambling (sort of) fic: Naruto + AU where Team 7 gets a different sensei?
What the Deep Sea is to a Puddle
5+ AU Headcanons rambling (sort of) fic: Naruto + AU where Minato survives the sealing?
calls the storm of fire
Eral grew up near White Foal Pass. It's made things interesting. It takes him weeks of training to realize that not everyone can light fires by glaring at them. :About time, Chosen: Soja says dryly, and Eral scowls into space. :Half Stonesburn can do that. Mira’s Da can do it with wet wood. I didn’t realize it was rare.: ------ (sometimes known as, "10 things Lavan changed about peoples lives after dying"
Ten Carnivores
Hibari's taxonomy of the carnivorous fauna of the mafia.
Five Things Hibari Knows (and one more that changed them)
There are some things that Hibari knows for sure.
5 Times Shiro Discovered That His Teammates Were Ghouls and 1 Time They Remembered He was Human
Having grown up in Japan, Shiro was used to the anti-ghoul propaganda and the strict lives they had to live through. So, when he moved over to the US to join the Galaxy Garrison, he was very much surprised over the fact that ghouls had actual, proper rights that let them work for the government and go to space. However, being sent on a mission to space with two mature ghouls and supplies for them was much, much different than being in charge of four teenage ghouls while fighting a galactic empire and having to make do with the supplies that they had on hand. AKA, Shiro is the only one in the castle-ship who is completely human, and is completely done with no extra fucks to give by the end of it.
Five Dogs, One Cat
If you’ve ever believed me in anything, believe I want what’s best for Jin Ling, the first line of the letter reads. Jiang Cheng has to stop and take a moment before he continues on to the next line: You must come to Carp Tower as soon as you can and lavish praise on the ugliest dog I’ve ever seen.
Gratuitiously Acquired
During his time rebuilding the Jiang sect and the Lotus Pier from the ground up, Jiang Cheng meets a lot of people. Some of them he keeps. (5+1 Jiang Cheng adopting stray cultivators after the Sunshot Campaign)
Ever After (the bit player remix)
If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.
