CRAAAAAACK! Potential Valdemar AUs

"Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

"Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

"So, okay, Britta," Annie says, "this thing you gave me is seriously just a scrap of ripped looseleaf that says 'IOU one shopping spree at A Woman's Touch.' I do not even know what that is." Britta does an excited little leap in the air and claps her hands. "It's me deciding to help you discover your true womanhood."

It happens slowly enough for Abed to get used to the idea.

Includes many hugs. Probably canon.

Talking about Farscape can be dangerous.

Includes many hugs. Probably canon. Troy hugs Abed sometimes, and Abed doesn't really mind, so that's cool.

"They can see us," Abed says calmly. As if he's just figuring it out.

"Annie, there's been a wardrobe emergency," Britta says seriously. Annie looks up from her lab bench and gasps. "I'll say," she says, a moment later.

Troy and Abed meet the in-laws.

Troy and Abed meet the in-laws.

Seven and Ace hang out with Troy and Abed.

Annie, Troy, and Abed bake a pie and have sex. I have no idea why it's eleven thousand words.

Troy and Abed move in together on August 15th, but Abed doesn't really get a sense for the pattern until late September.

They've never been evil before.

The Inspector is famously thought of as asexual; the Anti-Inspector is . . . not. Abed likes to play both roles.