He also loves his car.

It takes a lot to impress Starscream. But that? Was impressive.

And sometimes a car picks a driver with a crazy-jealous sword. Sequel to "My Other Car Is A...."

Fighters and Sacrifices.

Mako still gives you tentacles. And how.

Riku didn't actually create this monster; Zack was just born like that.

He's not the Sephiroth Zack knew...and Zack is totally on-board with that.

People come to Waypoint for a reason.

Their luck is running just about average.

Zack has the best worst ideas.

There are things he doesn't remember. Some of which he knows.

It's like this. I was warning folks that I hadn't yet watched the last handful of eppies for FMA, and that if anyone spoiled me, they'd have to die loud and painful. So of course people decided to "spoil" me. Like how, in ep 51, Roy gets his WINGS and Ed is stabbed with SCARY GREEN ICE STUFF, and Seifer CRIES. Yes. Yes, it's FF8. DIE, PEOPLE. *hearts*

The Seven-Headed Serpent is sent on loan to Hydra. It goes about as well as you'd expect.