Lois Lane's son, Jason White, is hiding his powers until he literally runs into Conner Kent, also known as Superboy.

"Oh, I know. I meant the other stuff, actually. Not Robin, not school, just... you know. Stuff." Tim smirks. "Guy talk?"

Teenage boys experience embarrassing erections at the most inappropriate times. The Young Justice boys are no exception. Run with it anon. Run your pervy or not so pervy little heart out. Extra love for writer anon if one time is during training with Black Canary.

The team disappears on a mission. They go to some alternate dimension, a place where they have to grown up quickly. The Justice League searches for them to no avail and finally it’s time to “bury” their children, and move on. (I’m talking a considerably amount of time has passed, like eight years.) Then, one day they just return. They don’t talk about what happened during those years they were gone, but their families know something happened. Anon!Writer doesn’t have to write out anything horrible, I just want to see major bonding between everyone and them readjusting to their lives.

Young Justice are left alone for a weekend while all of the Justice League are doing important things. They get bored and decide that it's time to party. (Either they party at Mount Justice or they The point is, they get drunk. Then start doing body shoots off one another, making out, laughing, dancing, having sex with each other. Bonus points: The Mentors show up the next morning and find their children in very awkward situation.

Barry says, “Maybe we should have gotten the lovebirds their own table,” and that’s the point where Dick can’t take it anymore. In which there are fake relationships, bro codes, schemes and surprisingly supportive mentors. Oh, and some cupcakes.

Superboy likes sleeping in Robin's bed, even when he has nightmares.

So, if Tim Drake had been trained/raised by Smallville-verse Lex Luthor instead of Batman? It would totally go like this.

They’ve met numerous times before Tim finally meets Kon.

Tim and Kon get popped into Earth-16. Their visit is brief, but, has quite the impact.

"After multiple times of people trying to use him as a virgin sacrifice, Tim decides it's time to lose his V-card. Enter Kon-el."

Tim Drake has lost everything. His father, his best friend, his mentor, and his mantle. He loses himself, until help comes in the form of a woman with a soft spot for Strays.

"Kon can hear Tim's heartbeat from further away than he'll ever admit, tracks it automatically when they're together, and sometimes, even when they're not."

A murder mystery at Smallville High drives Kon to brush up on his detective skills – and his undercover work. He might need to call in some help. Good thing his best friend is an expert at both.

Look, the Batman may be an eldritch inhuman cryptid, but he still needs an emotional support sidekick, and Tim Drake still doesn't have any consistent adult supervision in his life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ A cryptid!Batman AU where Superman has explained to newly-cloned Superboy that the Batman is a terrifying eldritch horror given human(-ish) form and Superboy is therefore under the impression that Robin is going to be into weird shit like being brought damning evidence and deadly criminals and dangerous problems to solve and will appreciate being slightly stalked. The Bat-cryptids stalk everybody, right? So it’s like their love language, Superboy figures as he’s collecting a bunch of random shiny trinkets to leave out for Robin like he thinks he's a magpie or a crow or something, and maybe also some nice pebbles to cover the penguin angle just in case. Just stuff he might like to decorate the cryptid-nest Superboy is assuming he has with. Superboy is fully correct about Robin appreciating the weird shit and shiny trinkets and being reciprocally stalked, actually, but now Tim has to figure out how to explain that he's actually just a normal human teenager who just decided that his local protection spirit needed an emotional support sidekick before it could get corrupted into a local vengeance spirit. Though he does like the shinies, please don’t assume this means he doesn’t like the shinies or wants a normal relationship with, god forbid, boundaries about not stalking each other or whatever.