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lick your cigarette then kiss me
Kurt is being anonymously manhandled. Guess who's behind it.
Bad Boys Get Punished
"You are such a fucking brat,"
The Revenge of Sparkles
Things happened pretty quickly once Puck agreed to make out with Kurt.
Sparkles
Puck sat on the edge of his bed, looking at the plastic packaging that encased the present the football team had gotten him for his birthday.
Conversation for Dummies
This is a continuation of Pool Cleaning for Dummies. It contains more ~emotions~ and also Puck's impersonation of God.
Except that it is.
Okay, so maybe Puck’s gay after all…
I'm Too Busy Becoming a Beer Pong Champ to Study
Future fic! He doesn't know how it happens but Finn actually gets into college. Turns out, Kurt lives in his hall and they become BFFs. And then Finn has a gay crisis.
The Four Times Puck “Saved” Kurt’s Life & The One Time He Really Did.
Four times Puck “saved” Kurt’s life and the one time he honestly did.
Subtext
So Kurt and Puck, eh? Totally came out of nowhere, especially for Finn Hudson, Tina Cohen-Chang, Emma Pillsbury, Sue Sylvester and especially Kurt Hummel.
Show Me Secrets You Didn't Know Was Inside
Gifts should never be questioned, especially when Sasha Fierce is playing along.
Over the Edge of the World
Four instances that Puck finds himself surprised by an inebriated Kurt; and one time the tables are reversed.
Mystery Boy
Puck goes to a secret sex party & hooks up with a mysterious cross-dressing boy... Yeah, really, lol... Just read it! ;)
Midnight Boom
There are two things Noah will do if he's bored enough and they are as follows.
gimme gimme more
Kurt loves getting fingered, rough and dirty.
Rewrite, Reboot, Remake
Kurt muses aloud about Puck's sex drive. He gets a little more than he bargained for.
Laces
Three scenes inspired by Rachel's line about how Kurt "wore a corset to second period" one day, as well as some vague spoilers for future episodes. Some references to Kurt's crush on Finn and to Puck being a MILF Chaser, but it's a happy fic for Kurt this time, I promise!
Middle Man
Because every time he's rejected man he loses affection
Denial Isn't Just a River in Egypt
Finn helping Puck get his act together with Kurt
Oreo
After a football loss, Puck convinces Kurt that he needs to be punished by sucking his cock. Little does Kurt know that Puck has other things planned.
Five Things Kurt Loves About Puck
If there is one thing Kurt can admit to always having admired about Noah Puckerman...
Dedicated Follower of Fashion
Dear Kurt Hummel, it is with Glee and Cheer that we invite you to share a special day in our lives and join us for the Class Reunion of McKinley High for the year 2011!
Had A Good Plan, Too Bad It Didn't Go Right
Nineteen years ago, a baby boy was expected to the newly married Hummels.
Gay Chicken Sucks
It’s not something he does often.
jew talking to me?
Puck's not the worst Jew ever. Yet.
Spin
The bottle spins and spins and spins, and when it finally stops, it’s pointing right at Kurt.
Tied to the Train-Tracks
yes and
How to improvise and always say, “yes and”.
Playing Gay
Kurt dares Puck to walk a mile in his Gucci boots. Not literally. But yeah, Puck has to kiss Finn... in front of witnesses...
Under the Mistletoe
Hummel, what do you think you're doing standing right there?
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
If Kurt hadn’t been looking at Finn he would never have seen the other person who did that same thing. Well, two other people, but everyone already knows about Rachel, no, what Kurt sees is a lot more interesting.
Like letters and sodas
Liz Phair used to be so awesome. Also: Spanish lessons, fantasy sequences, fun with anagrams, stupid boy feelings, glances across a cafeteria, and an "Incubus," whatever the hell that is.
What Is This Feeling?
Kurt embarrasses himself in front of Finn, and Puck inexplicably manages to make things better
How Puck and Kurt let Everyone Know
Tis be a short story of how certain people in their lives find out that Puck and Kurt are dating
Very Sexy Veteran
Taken from glee_kink: Kurt is reacquainted with Puck ___ years after graduating high school: a not-so-blind date scenario constructed by the old McKinley High gleeks.
Untitled
When Mercedes got into hostess-mode, there was nothing anyone could do to stop her.
Bitten
This was why he never went jogging after dark.
Red, black and white
Cheerios are Puck's weakness.
Body Image
Truth Or Dare
Kurt’s roped into a game of truth or dare.
Scarier than the undertaker, we are meeting our matchmaker
The mere sight of Sue Sylvester is enough to make Cupid piss his diapers. That candy-ass little bastard doesn't stand a chance.
Chances are your chances are awfully good
Kurt is handcuffed to Mike Chang. It's not as kinky as it sounds.
Losing My Mind (or, the one where Mercedes plays a yenta)
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter.
the best lines are online
Puck makes a friend online. And everybody knows the internet is for porn. Not love.
On Not Being an Asshole
A bit of a look inside Puck's mind as he falls in love with Kurt. More sarcastic and ridiculous than sweet and sappy, despite being something I wrote. Pre-slash
change what you're saying, not what you said
A prequel of sorts, for What I Am and What They're Making Me. A basketball game between the East High Wildcats and the McKinley High Titans, featuring Chad as a gay guru. Implied Chyan and implied future Puckurt.
On the Kinsey Scale, This Story Is a Seven.
Kurt officially comes out to the glee club.
Where the days are hotter than hot
Kurt finds himself a new hobby
Assumptions
People make assumptions, and they write fairytales. But in the real world, even in Glee world, there is no such thing as a hero, as Prince Charming. Damsels in distress have to rescue themselves, and there can never be such a thing as a happy ending, because either life goes on, or everyone dies. Kurt is just trying get as close as he can.
Cinderella: Kind of
Glee set to Roger and Hammerstein's Cinderella. It's actually quite different. Who says Cinderella was the only one with a fairy god-something? Puckurt. Don't like, don't read.
