God knows why I do but I fancy a genderswapped, I-don't-mind-what-happens-as-long-as-its-fun fairytale. Something like Critic as Sleeping Beauty, Linkara as Snow White or Spoony as Cinderella...

“No,” Venom snarls out loud to the street, where the old woman–jesus christ. Where the old woman has just collapsed into dust, leaving nothing behind but her cart and her purse. A car slams into a lamppost, the driver’s seat suddenly empty. Someone is screaming, and they aren’t even screaming at them. “I said no.”