o it turns out imprinting doesn't work exactly the way everyone thinks it does. (In which Jacob gets a best friend with benefits, a boyfriend, a job, an apartment, a life, and, somewhat to his surprise, something close to a happy ending.)

Jacob and Edward don't get along, but when something terrible happens to Jacob, a common enemy may bring them closer together than they've ever dreamed...whether they want it or not.

Months after Edward and Bella return from Volterra and Jacob is left wondering what's next. Maybe he's prepared to fight for Bella. Fate, however, is a bit more fickle than that, because he's just not meant to live alone. Or is he?

Starts where New Moon left off, and kinda just goes straight off left field from there. *coughs*

Not again, she thought, ludicrously wanting to scream, I changed my mind!

Yet another imprinting fic. Jacob imprints on Edward and flees, intent on free-will, but he isn't going to survive without contact. Edward has to find him to save his life - but Jacob isn't going to make it that easy. Set during Eclipse, before the truce between sides.

Written for the Pimp my Bunnies Contest on Fanfiction.net for the prompt: "I want to see Jasper use his power to torture Edward in a public place, sexually, of course. Classroom, crowded night club, grocery store, whatever you fancy. I want to see Edward positively desperate and writhing without Jasper even touching him. Bonus points for a public, slightly humiliating orgasm, even more so if Edward gets some payback."

A misguided bet goes a little too far and Jacob finds himself with a leading role in a series of pornographic films directed towards gay men, there's only one problem…he's straight. He's straight and harboring a heated obsession with his devastatingly sexy co-star. But when feelings start to develop and the lust starts to evolve into something more…he finds himself struggling between what's real and what's make believe.

After two years on her own, and two more as a hunter with Sam and Dean Winchester, Leah thought she’d escaped her old life at La Push. But when she’s called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee’s wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide.