For all his experience and education, Bob thinks he could have been a little better prepared before joining a band, particularly this band. For example, he really would have liked a seminar on how to tell the difference between a metaphor and making idle conversation.

"You," she says easily, "strike me as a man in need of a blowjob."

Yeah, so Bob was hot and Frankie really really wanted to prove Pete wrong about the whole unattainable thing

Bob gets turned into a vampire while touring with The Used. He’d like to say weirder things happened, but that pretty much took the cake.

"I just don't wanna go alone," Frankie had said, and tugged on Bob's arm until he agreed to accompany Frank to the piercing studio.

ficybzee: dude, I even like the idea of Bob going out to gay clubs. maybe bringing dudes home sometimes? ficybzee: this is if he and Frank aren't already together, obvs gigantic: right! i would so be into that, too. ahahaha Bob Bryar, the things I let you get away with.

"What do you want for your birthday, Mr Smith?" "The Mona Lisa." "What...like the painting?" Nobody ever says no to Spencer. Even when he wants something crazy like The Mona Lisa. He collects a group of ten con artists, thieves and rogue government workers to pull off the biggest art heist in history. If it fails...well, Spencer doesn't think about things like that.