High School AU based on the "I'm Not OK" video

They asked for Girl!Gerard/Patrick, geek bonding. I hope I didn't stray too far from that. It was my first attempt at genderbending. Eep.

He puts an ad out on New York Craigslist (so he doesn't run into anyone from any scene) in the Strictly Platonic section. He sets up a new email account, one that starts MusicalGenius. He wants a pen pal. He gets a lot of creepy responses, and one he really likes.

WentzWang is the world’s foremost producer of bisexual porn.

Mikey looks in a mirror.

Hi. This is part one of the long-promised MCR/FOB/P!@tD/William Beckett Regency AU. There isn't much else to say, except I'm going to go ahead and warn you that Mikey and Gerard are girls. Other than that, and the Regency thing, and the fact that they're the daughters of a wealthy Lord, it's exactly like usual. (To say nothing of the stablehands.)

he smutty happenings I promised to write for my Kitty story

Producer Pete Wentz and Decaydance Pictures Presents the New Reality TV Show Project Duckling!

"We had a barbecue on the 4th of July, bought as many inflatable cactuses as we could find, and watched Grizzly Man. When I moved out I left a hell of a mess. Sorry Bob. Neat freak. Memories." -Patrick Stump

Later, Patrick would wish that he'd been listening to the start of the conversation.

A week in Joe's life: badly edited videos set to Barry White, dying mermaids, Star Wars, far more ABBA than you might expect, and Pete.

Step 1: Watch the music video for "A Little Less Sixteen Candles..." Step 2: Listen to "Vampires Will Never Hurt You". Step 3: Mix liberally.

Prison AU.

Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.

The Fourth of July has turned into the fifth of July, and Pete's alone. He had fallen asleep on the couch at some point, tired out from weeks of his insomnia being as bad as it ever gets, plus the sunshine, plus chasing people around all day with a water gun, plus having a couple beers.

The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can't actually see her at first. He's twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.

The whole thing starts after their second CD comes out and Pete discovers there are entire Livejournal communities named after him.

White House AU.

Gerard and Mikey and Pete, and the combinations thereby implied.

Bob was the one who first called it "nesting," and it just kind of stuck.

For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.

It's all Pete Wentz's fault, the matching t-shirts.

Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he'll need some friends to help him out.

Various bandom men in slash parings at lamaze classes.

The author of the "Five Reasons Xander Harris Hates Pete Wentz" series.

Author of "Putting the B back in Subtle"

Many Recs

Teacher!fic

Author of "The Third Wheel"

Multipairing, bandomwide high school for the arts AU

Pete Wentz is a crazy, hyper-active little shit.

Art School AU

The kid looked up at him as he walked by. He had the biggest goddamn eyes Brian had ever seen; absolutely huge, dark lashes, tangled hair. Brian was pretty sure his parents wouldn’t have let him leave the house without at least washing his hair now and then. Parenting was getting pretty slack.

When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.

You all know how this works by now! Write at least 100 words of sex pollen in the comments! If you write something way longer than that, use multiple comments or drop a link to where you posted it. In my head, sex pollen means anything that happens to the character that makes them up able to control their sexuality. So, it can be a substance that's not actually pollen, it can be a character going into heat, it can be... something creative that I can't think of right now. Whatever. Just, something that changes and makes the character lose control. (If you're worried about whether or not something "counts" just make it super porny, and I promise no one else is going to give you trouble. *g*)

It’s the year 2012 and the Olympics are taking place in London. Patrick is the goalie for the U.S. water polo team and Mikey competes in swimming.

Jon and Spencer own a flower shop in a small town, and when the town’s pastor dies, Brendon comes to live with them and take over the job. Summerville’s full of people in love, and Brendon’s not immune to the town’s charms himself – when they’re in the form of a certain Sunday school teacher.