He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.

When Bob glances up from the board, there's someone standing next to him. He twitches, startled, and lifts his hands up automatically so they don't jar any of his levels. "Do you need something?" he half-shouts, leaning in so the guy can hear him.

Mikey's head whips around to face him abruptly, looking confused. "I'm petting it? This isn't, like. It's one of your arms, isn't it?" Because while he's pretty sure he wouldn't mind accidentally petting Gerard's dick, considering the kind of dreams he's been having lately.

Wherein Bob is a marshmallow (although not literally), Spencer is the prettiest, and Jon has secret manpain.

he smutty happenings I promised to write for my Kitty story

WentzWang is the world’s foremost producer of bisexual porn.

Ray didn't ever lie to his band. Not telling them he was a werewolf technically wasn't a lie. Besides, having a werewolf in a rock band is hardly a big deal.

Gerard and Mikey and Pete, and the combinations thereby implied.

White House AU.

"So, okay." Ray takes a deep breath, lets it out slow and careful. "You're saying that you two are, what, hermaphrodites?" "Not hermaphrodites," Gerard says. "Just - sometimes we're guys, and sometimes we're girls, you know?"

The Fourth of July has turned into the fifth of July, and Pete's alone. He had fallen asleep on the couch at some point, tired out from weeks of his insomnia being as bad as it ever gets, plus the sunshine, plus chasing people around all day with a water gun, plus having a couple beers.

Sex tape

Bob is the third wheel. Set a few years in the future.

And the thing is, he's bad at confrontations, but he knows Mikey well enough to know his next step will be to let Gerard have Ray. He also knows himself well enough to know he might take him.

Seven months after Gerard gets clean and Bob joins the band (those two events remain intrinsically entwined in Brian's head) Brian hooks up with Mikey the first time.

The members of Panic! really should talk to each other more. (A straightforward GSF. Promise.)

Technically Ryan!solo!sex, imagined Panic!GSF

Spencer really wishes that "sorry, I had to slay this vampire" was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It's not like it's not true. (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he's destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffyverse.)

It's like a love rectangle.

Frank's got an impressive collection and he's ok with sharing in more ways than one.

sex pollen! PWP

Porn, pretty much.

MCR GSF chatfic!

Everyone on the tour jokes about it: oh, Frank's in heat.

It's Jon's birthday and he gets the best present of all: Spencer. Unbeknownst to him Spencer also comes with two husbands and three kids.

For the first week after Mikey leaves the Paramour, he doesn't answer his phone.

‘The Way Brothers have all my favorite things--incest, prettiness, violence, wild habits, religious overtones, and unconventional family dynamics cemented by emotional bonds. All they need is guns.’

Mafia AU where Frank is the muscle, Mikey is next in line and Bob's the police officer investigating them.

Various bandom men in slash parings at lamaze classes.

This is the slavefic. Boys in cages. AU. EPIC hurt/comfort (~200,000 words.) You have been warned. As [info]seimasin put it: this story definitely cannot be summed up in 100 words or less. Unless those words are "slaves! and shooting! and running! and angsting! and kissing! and more angsting! and a bunch of kids named Alex! did we mention the angst?

Jon and Spencer own a flower shop in a small town, and when the town’s pastor dies, Brendon comes to live with them and take over the job. Summerville’s full of people in love, and Brendon’s not immune to the town’s charms himself – when they’re in the form of a certain Sunday school teacher.

Bizarre zombie/vampire hybrids attack, Gerard is sad because no one will take it seriously, Pete hits on Jon, Brendon and Frank giggle at each other, and Joe and Ray have a hair-off. \o/

Before There Was A Name: It begins with two. Saturation: Jon decides it’s time to grow up. Even if that means living out of his car in Las Vegas. Standing Right Outside Your Door: Christmas-y AU. “Brendon,” Frank said slowly, “you’re not really considering making a life-changing decision based off a Will Ferrell movie, are you?” Brendon is an elf, tired of living at the North Pole, so he escapes to the least Christmas-like place he can think of…

Fallen Angels!! My favorite thing ever!(seriously , you can ask my bff, I sort of have an obsession with them) This one is a little dark too, and turns some religious ideals on their ear, ( something else I am quite fond of!) Need more? How about a band with the Way brothers and Ryan Ross and Spencer Smith (could you die? ) I don't have the words for this, just that it grabbed ahold of me and wouldn't let go for a long long time.

Brendon watches in a mildly horrified fashion as Spencer lifts the poster off the ground, his forehead crinkling as he looks it over. He thinks miserably about how all his plans for coolness are flying out the window as he sits there. He’s just about to resign himself to another four years of being shoved into lockers (or whatever the slightly snobby college equivalent is – Brendon shudders to think), but all Spencer says is “Huh.” Brendon doesn’t say anything, so Spencer starts reading out loud. “’Auditions are being held this weekend, the 29th and 30th of September, for the student drama society’s production of The History Boys.’ Cool.”

When Gerard realizes that he’ll never get with Lyn-Z after his friends let him know she’s into girls, there’s only one possible course of action: dress in drag and join her punk rock Dolly Parton cover band in hopes of wooing her. High school AU.

Ten times Disney did it best.

Adam, he like people, period. Human, vampire, whoever wants to feel good and make HIM feel good. If a little bloodsucking gets somebody off, hey, Adam is all too happy to oblige.

A ballroom dancing AU. Ryan is a dancer, Spencer is his coach and Jon and Brendon used to be partners and they are all morons.

BOB IN SPACE: "Bob really hated it when aliens tried to eat his team." untitled sga/bandom ficlet: "For seven days after he arrives in Atlantis, Ryan doesn't say a word to anyone." Otherworldly Experiences: "Four times Mikey ended up in the Pegasus galaxy." Like Souls That Balance Joy And Pain: "Eugene is, quite literally, tangled." All The Days We Never Lived: "Five ways that Tangled didn't end." Hell Yeah I'm the Motherfucking Princess: "Gerard is a pretty pretty princess, but a very sad one, because his parents except him to marry a prince and all the princes suck! So his only joy comes from visiting Mikey, who is accidentally a dragon, and drawing. Until one day, Frank enters his life! And suddenly, both Gerard's life and the diversionary ruffles on his pants have meaning." Blueprints For Building Better Boys: ""Eight years ago," Amanda begins, "Dr. Monae and myself began work on the ArchAndroid project. By the time they were ready, we'd designed and tested everything, right down to the cybernetics and the synthetic organs. Two months ago, we switched them on for the first time." Frank, Gerard, Ray, and Mikey are the ArchAndroids. Frank's got a faulty personality circuit, Gerard's primary memory chip is kind of temperamental, there's a bug somewhere in Mikey's speech protocol, and Ray's anger response lags like a motherfucker. They're also the world's most potty-mouthed robots, although with any luck there won't be any occasion for the world's press to find out about that." The Winner Takes It All: "It's Decaydance Stage-Gay Chicken. Let's play."