Cloud really wished that his mother had warned him about days like this. Pre-game.

"I've never seen it plant on a person before."

Warren is going crazy, but can his best friend overcome his own fear to help him?

Mikey's head whips around to face him abruptly, looking confused. "I'm petting it? This isn't, like. It's one of your arms, isn't it?" Because while he's pretty sure he wouldn't mind accidentally petting Gerard's dick, considering the kind of dreams he's been having lately.

Mako gives you tentacles. No, really.

The dark powers have some... particularly interesting applications.

Patrick loves the tentacle beds. Bob is not so sure.

How to build a database to get the right person or people for every kinky contingency. One such task is suggested; readers are encouraged to submit more.

Mako still gives you tentacles. And how.

So this story is about the time I fucked up— [ONE of the times you fucked up] —and pissed off Shiklah, my wife. She decided to punish me with the help of a couple of her henchdemons, and kinky fun was had by all.