Another Halloween Xander fic - but from a galaxy far, far away.

It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.

I just got the urge to write Cordelia Chase into Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model. Yes. One drabble for each episode. I'm counting down the days until September 19.

Petunia Dursley discovers that taking care of two small boys is too much for her, so she passes the guardianship of Harry Potter over to a distant relative - Morticia Addams. With Harry growing up in a very different type of Family, Dumbledore desperately tries to get him back. But the Harry Potter who finally arrives at Hogwarts, along with his "cousins" Pugsley and Wednesday, will be nothing like what Dumbledore expects.

London, 1981. Rupert Giles and Ethan Rayne may not be wizards, but they thought they understood magic -- until the night they saw a glowing green skull in the sky above a quiet London street. Now they're caught up in a civil war in a world they never imagined existed. But can their "Muggle" magic really win the war? And for which side? Chapter 1: Giles and Ethan leave a party and end up somewhere unexpected.

The mutant telepathic attack on the world's population in X-Men: United has some unusual repercussions at Princeton-Plainsboro.

When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.

Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong?

"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

Dumbledore hires three new DADA professors and boy will they cause a stir.

It’s just a daddy thing. If your “daddies” are a vampire and two demon hunters.

The group heads to South Dakota to recover. But recovery isn't as relaxing as it should be with Evil Scientists, ghostly Native Americans, and Chloe and Dean fighting the whole way.

Peter learns a lot from Professor McCoy.

Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.

Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact...yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard's shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.

Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he's totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he'd see just how badass Bob totally is.

Ron leaves.

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

Despite being accompanied to the Pegasus Galaxy by a ridiculously hot one-eyed man, Rodney had been home for nearly two weeks without getting laid.

Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.

Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.

Yondaime Hokage wasn't the kind of man to leave a baby on a doorstep, even if he didn't know who the baby was. Dumbledore certainly wasn't expecting this. Yaoi ItachiHarry

Placed in a life so utterly different to her own, Kino Makoto must learn to survive - and thrive. The rating's for any swear words I might add. Please R&R, this is my first ever fic

Faith, Xander and Willow are sent on a simple mission with no forseeable complications. So of course they end up on a moon 500 years in the future.

Pairing: Faith/Renee Summary: Gotham, and Renee, has seen a lot of crazy things. Just not like Faith.

Pairing: Rose/Faith Summary: OYL. Rose is a Titan, no matter how dark her past. People fall through portals all the time when you're a Titan. They're just not ever like Faith.

House ends up with a very interesting patient, much to his amusement and his staff's lament. But honestly, how does one diagnose a vampire?

A place where damaged toys can relax and recuperate, and their owners can get acquainted. Threats of violence.

Response to the Mini Scoobs in Space Challenge by littleoldme. Some yuckiness in the beginning.

The L.A. FBI office encounters a string of serial mutilations and murders, so they call in the BAU. But the nature of the case results in a special consultant getting added to the investigation. Rating subject to extreme increase. No overt slash yet.

Shorts on the subject of legends. Multiple pairings, multiple crossovers. No warnings so far.

A series of ficlets dealing with various people(and things(allthough the things are allso people)) when they were under twelve. Multiple crossovers, no pairings except in the purely platonic/awwww arn't they cute together sense

Short series of Faith FFA's, variations on a theme. Crossovers thus far include House, M.D., Boston Legal, and SGA

Willow sends Xander to summer school- remedial potions class at Hogwarts, to be more precise.

Hermione needs a writer, Draco needs a job, and Dawn needs to find her inner woman...Fic-a-thon for Sarhea

Andrew seeks professional help, just not the right kind.

Her crew doesn't know that Serenity's new passenger, a carpenter with an 'unusual upbringing', is a relic from the past. And Xander's not looking for trouble. Then again, neither are they. Not usually, leastwise. It just tends to come calling anyway. Gen.

SLASH Dean/Xander. Sequel to Set The Fire To The Third Bar. Xander tries to survive.

SLASH Ron/Xander. Best to read parts 1 and 2 first...

The Council is in debt. Whatever will Giles and the Scoobies do? Part fanfic, part fan art.

Naruto Crossover Summary: Willow has frog fear - that extends to toads, unfortunately.

Early Edition/Stargate/Highlander/Etc. Crossover Summary: Giles’ day started with a distinct lack of pants. It only got worse from there.

What, exactly, is Xander cleaning the guns with? And why?

X-Men: Evolution/Gundam Wing Crossover Pairings: Kurt/Kitty, 3x4x3 Summary: Two circus performers discuss the loves of their lives while Duo drives the Wolverine crazy. Let's not question how five Gundam pilots ended up in present-day Bayville, okay?

BTVS/DCAU Crossover Summary: Post S7. Buffy and Xander head to Gotham to help out AI with some of the evil lawyers – oh, and do some shopping. They run into Batman and his crew. Wackiness, of course, ensues.

AU: SGA meets Bravo's Project Runway

A snippet featuring 'the one who sees' first meeting with Mal

Things have settled down after the events in Familia or have they?