"Hey, the Charger was pretty unsalvageable down in that Mexican tunnel. How’s Brian driving a brand new one in the rescue scene?" Cue khaleesian, crickets chirping. kadymae rolls her eyes. "Who do we know who has a pretty well-stocked salvage yard?"

On a less horrible note! This is one of the promised FMA/DGM crossovers—some DGM characters flung randomly into FMA-verse. *eyes fic dubiously* So the world of Fullmetal Alchemist is pretty sane, balanced, and logical. Sure, things are bad sometimes, things are complicated sometimes, but they make sense. And are usually, I don’t know, indefinably wholesome. DGM, meanwhile, is such a sick, twisted, chaotic crazy-factory that there are no words. Fitting them together: fun times. Also, Ed and Allen in the same room, BEST THING EVER. XD

Spoony is offered some help in the inevitable fight against the Black Lantern Spoony...but is he willing to accept it?