One-night stands are not for everyone.

Kradam - AU: Kris and Adam meet by chance some other way (which is entirely up to you) and sparks fly. NC-17

Premise shamelessly stolen from Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist (the book, not the movie, which I haven't seen.)

Harry Potter!AU, in which there are wizards, witchcraft, and wizardry. And a lot of singing. “You have a gift, Adam,” Professor Abdul says. “You have a gift you must share with the world, and you will be beautiful when you share it, but you must beware of those who seek to take you down.” Adam is shaking, and his hands are slick with sweat. “Beware, Adam,” Professor Abdul says, and her voice sounds far away. “The darkness – it will feel like a kiss—”

1) david is a mermaid and it's not an au 2) meeting you was like a moment from a non-pornographic movie (Archie/JoeJonas) 3) and the band plays on (band AU)

Fairy-tale AU, wherein Kris is a knight, and Adam is... a unicorn.

And, okay, it wasn't like he didn't appreciate being a prince. ALADDIN AU

AU. College kid meets devastatingly assholic flatmate. Experimental fic. To see how the boys would have turned out to be if one had grown up in a different family and one had a different life and different job.

High school AU in which Kris knows he's gay and Adam is still living in the land of denial. Kris had never actually spoken to Adam until today.

Powerpuff Girls AU, or, The one in which David, Jordin and Allison are teenage superheroes

Wherein there is magic, daring rescues, accidental kissing, not-so-accidental kissing, Clive Davis is evil, and everyone lives happily ever after.

Adam/Kris, very very AU. "Tyler had waved off my argument that I wasn’t qualified. “It’s not like you’re teaching math or history. You’re teaching drama. And trust me”—he had grinned at me—“if anyone is qualified to teach drama, its you.”"

Local woman wins pie contest! Adam Lambert assists. An AU.

“You would sleep with me, right?”

"This is ridiculous. You're done with this kingdom's dragons and now you're branching out?"

...and Adam was the surprise recipient of a sloppy kiss that tasted like very cheap beer.

Space!AU

In which the Quite Sparkly But Not-Very-Dread Wizard Adam kidnaps the Noble Prince Kris, who takes it sort of personally.

In which the author hits every high school movie cliche ever - Adam is slutty and conniving, Kris is adorable and amazing, Brad is snarky and brilliant, and the Jonas Brothers have cameos. An all-boys boarding school AU.

“I’m not crazy or anything, I promise. If you could just pretend you know me for a couple of minutes, you’d be saving my life, I swear.”

Kris's friends sends him on a singles cruise to get over his not so recent break up. No one, least of all Kris, predicted he would end up falling for the entertainment.

Based on an interview where David Archuleta admitted that he almost didn't try out for AI due to his summer job at a theater. In this verse he didn't. A few years later, while attending BYU and working at a theater off campus, David meets American Idolwinner David Cook and everything changes.

Kris might be a cold-blooded killer, but he's not a total douche.

Kris doesn’t mean to break up with Katy over it; it just happens.

Kris/Adam - ARRANGED MARRIAGE

So here's the fic my lovely f-list voted for me to write! An answer to THIS prompt at AIanon: Adam/Kris blind date. Bonus points if Kris doesn't realize he's being set up with a guy.

Kris was not expecting to be told to kneel in between a handsome stranger’s legs during a Skin.Graft photoshoot.

So here’s my take on a Kradam High School AU!

sequel to the blind date AU, BLIND LEADING THE BLIND Picks up the next morning, and is from Adam’s POV this time.

"Wow," Adam said, after a moment, still without letting go. "Well, this could be awkward."

He puts the bowl to the side and looks at the cracks between the boards in front of his face. Without moving his head at all, Kris counts six of them, and when he's doubled-checked that number twice he closes his eyes and says out loud, "Adam is gay."

Adam is a figure skater, Kris is a snowboarder. The Olympics are on. (Just go with the flow, this is too silly to have a summary anyway.)

In 1683 the first boat carrying fey landed in Virginia. Receiving ill welcome from the young American colonies, most of the passengers and the ones who followed after chose to go west, eventually establishing the new kingdom of Western Faerie in the Pacific Northwest. Distrust of Faerie persisted in the east and traveled outwards as the United States and its ally, the Kingdom of Texas, spread west into the lands bordering those claimed by the fey. Two years ago Kris Allen, lost to himself after a bitter three-year war, answered a newspaper ad and headed west to the chaotic borderland known as South California. He'd hoped, in a land with no loyalties, he could find respite from his own divided nature. What he found was something else.

In which Adam is a struggling singer and Misha is an eccentric artist, and somehow it all just works.

Kris doesn't really like playing spin the bottle, because he doesn't really like kissing girls. So he decides to change the rules.

“It’s your bachelor party, and you’re making tea!”

Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.

Adam isn’t a ninja, okay?

A chance meeting, a one night stand, a cowardly departure, and a romantic gesture.

Adam opens Down The Rabbit Hole when he's twenty-six. It's sort of a last-ditch attempt to do something with his life and when Patricia, the sweetest lesbian around, had told him she was selling her bar (which was literally an underground bar, totally awesome), he'd pounced on the opportunity.

In which Adam (a rock star) meets Kris (a single dad) at an Emergency Room in Arkansas at the end of a particularly shitty night. Also features: San Francisco, fresh starts, baked goods, OCs, cameo appearances by Matt and Megan, pirates, monsters with garbage heads and a recording studio.

Listening to his dad play when he thinks Dylan is asleep makes Dylan kind of sad and worried. His dad is good, that’s what everyone says. But no one ever gets discovered in Arkansas. Alfie says even Baltimore is better if you want to be famous, but he still thinks that city kind of stinks, so he doesn’t recommend it to Dylan. He says they need to move to Los Angeles. That’s where all the famous people live. And Alfie has an Aunt Madeleine there, and he can totally come and visit sometimes. Dylan doesn’t have his own computer, but his dad lets him use the one in the living room. He even has his own account there, with his very own user picture (Batman) and password (robinsux). So he already looked Los Angeles up, and he’s pretty sure Alfie is right about this. Because Los Angeles is where Adam Lambert lives, and if his dad is ever going to make an album and give concerts and stuff, Adam Lambert is the guy to help.

So Kristopher Allen was in love. Like crazily, embarrassingly, stupidly in love. And it was never going to work out.

Each of these stories is self-contained and can be read individually, but together they chronicle Kris Allen's sexual and romantic adventures throughout his four years at college. So you can read the stories in the order they're intended (particularly if you don't want to be spoiled), but you can also take your chances and click on anything, read it a row at a time, or just read the pairings or kinks you're interested in. Whatever's your preference!

Adam and Kris never tried out for American Idol. Instead, in August 2010, they meet in a very different kind of competition, trying to win a new car in an all-day dealership challenge. But can they keep their hands on the car instead of each other?

It was long since dark, and Kris was having to stop playing every fifteen minutes or so to blow on his hands and warm them back up.

Kris was the Master Vampire of the West Coast. If it happened in LA then Kris knew about it. Everything except how Adam Lambert, former Master's Pet to Simon Cowell, not only made his way to LA, but why just being in Adam's presence drives Kris nuts. Kris was never one to back down from a challenge though.

When the full moon comes, Kris Allen finds himself transforming into a fox, after an attack earlier that day by what he thoguht to be a rabid fox. Injured and confused, the tiny fox is picked up by a couple members of the local werewolf pack as a chewtoy gift for their Alpha, Adam Lambert. But when Adam lays eyes on the little ball of fluff, he decides to keep him instead...

The continuing adventures of Were-tiger!Adam & Kitsune!Kris. Sequel to A Tale of Two Tails.

People will try to tell you that you can’t live with someone because maybe they seem kind of different from you, but that’s not true, you know? There are no rules like that.