In which Blaine in horny, Kurt is not frigid, and there's many stumbling blocks on the way to a happy ending. Or, the foibles of teenage boys discovering the Joys of Gay Sex. (not actually a work in progress)

And the financial aid office said unto Roxas, "Go, child, and earn money. Only then will we allow you a place in our distinguished university." So Roxas got a job. A steady job. A square job. He now spends every evening singing show tunes at a bar. AR

(Oneshot PWP. Post KH2. Fluffy RxS yaoi.) Sora has some questions for Riku about the birds and the bees.

"Intemperance," a story from the secret journals of Doctor John H. Watson, intimate friend and long-time companion of the infamous Sherlock Holmes: A most curious and instructive report of the great man's improbable fecundation, gestation, and parturition.

Harry Potter gets force-fed the blue pill. Welcome to Ohio, Mr. Anderson. (Or: the one where Blaine is secretly actually Harry Potter.)

Wally is totally not gay. Neither is Dick. So it's totally not gay if they practice being good boyfriends with each other, right?

He'd never paid much attention to the plant lore and magics requiring plants, but that plant had been drilled into his head by everyone.

Adam is a little bit psychic and Kris Allen sets off his instincts from the moment they first meet so when Adam realises there's something wrong with Kris he has to help.

Dick's been waiting seven years to stick his tongue down Wally's throat, but now he's got a plan. Sort of.

"The fifth season of Supernatural, CW's paranormal drama, is scheduled for a return to our screens in autumn. Show creator Eric Kripke is reported to be "thrilled" with the news that show stars, Jared Padelecki and Jensen Ackles, have confirmed they'll be returning as brothers Dean and Sam Winchester. CW sources confirm that shooting is due to start soon with the first episode due to air on September 20th, 2012." It's been nearly three years since the war against the alien race known as the Others changed the world and nearly four months since they were beaten back by Earth's natural superweapons, the dragons. Jared's looking forward to reconnecting with his best friend and picking up life where he left off. It doesn't seem much to ask but after three years, how much has really changed? And are the secrets Jensen's hiding better left alone?

Tim gets twitchy if you stare at him, apparently, which means that staring officially counts as bugging Tim.

"I heard you were going to Portland," the werewolf says bluntly, leaning against the cycle. "I'm coming with you." Bella's transformation goes wrong, and Edward and Jacob must work together to find her before the Volturi do. Edward/Jacob. Completed.

Two tickets to a circus never used, a little boy forgotten, and a chance meeting. Of such things are legends made.

Tony. Bruce. Sex.

Bowman's bright idea has unexpected results.

Slinking closer, Roy took a deep breath and then another.

As far as Edward was concerned it could just take for-damn-ever if it wanted because that’s how long he could go without taking to the Bastard.

Of course, the jar was really the professional female companionship fund; or, as Ed liked to sarcastically call it, the pussy kitty.

Genius billionaire Rodney McKay has his share of secrets, investigative reporter John Sheppard is determined to get to the bottom of them. He'd also like to figure out who the hell the man in the metal suit that keeps saving his life is.

When a childhood accident leaves Tony with a remarkable ability to hear dragons, he finds out that on Pern, the dragon chooses. Whether it comes to being a dragonrider or becoming Weyrwomanleader, he has a bumpy flight ahead.

O to speed where there is space enough and air enough at last! — Walt Whitman, One Hour to Madness and Joy, 1860.

Four Nations City, home to Fire Corp, Earth National, and Water Inc, as well as the Air Temple ministries

Somehow, this isn't how Taylor pictured her retirement from Ranger-work going.

Maybe it doesn't have to be so complicated, after all.

A desperate need spurs Harry to summon new friends in a cry for help that can only be answered by the Gundam boys.

Two indecent exposure citations, one best friend, one amazing sex partner, one unexpected mentor, and a Starfleet-funded study of intercultural sexual norms. Sounds like a normal academic year for Gaila.

Sometimes, Loki just doesn't think some of his plans through as much as he should. For example: He overhears one Tony Stark mentioning the thought of having kids terrifies him. Most people would think seducing Tony for the sole purpose of getting pregnant with his kid just for the Lolz would be going too far. Turns out, Tony is only terrified at first... once he gets used to the idea though... His fantastic awesome prank now backfired in his face, Loki wants to go pout (and maybe raise the little hellspawn a Loki/Tony combination is sure to be) and be miserable. Now, Tony has to seduce his Baby Mama to come back so they can raise their hellspawn together/in shared custody/not to be a evil magic-using, super genius (Good magic-using, super genius is fine though.) Bonus Points for Thor trying to get a shotgun wedding going.

John figured out he was gay by reading his mother's romance novels--and realizing he wanted to have sex with the pirate, not the damsel-in-distress.

Synopsis: “And now these three remain: faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love.” 1 Corinthians 13:13 Prompt: 2121. Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, AU: Uther Pendragon is the head preacher at Camelot Ministries -- the American-style anti-LGBT mega-church that has become popular in Britain. Arthur knows that he's expected to marry Gwen and take over from his father one day -- but when Merlin Emrys is assigned to work as his clerical assistant, Arthur is forced to confront the fact that he is gay.

Hunters lived outside society, so what was one more thing to make him different from some damn civilian? That’s what Dean used to think—before he realized how powerful being a part of the queer community could be. The only trouble is, keeping in touch with the community is easier said than done when he’s never in one place for very long, and sometimes Dean needs his community like a lifeline. That’s where the list comes in.

The fog in the bathhouse is a slow-acting aphrodisiac.

Most fanfic doesn't address the issue of homosexuality, especially in Gundam Wing, where authors can assume that the future is tolerant, and that the characters can enter homosexual relationships without doubts or societal-disapproval. Slash fanfic is not queer literature, generally speaking. So an entire fic that's about Duo's homosexuality and its intersection with his identity is something entirely different. In this fic, Duo is sent to counseling after the principal of the school he's staying undercover at discovers that he's gay, but counseling turns out to be different than what he expected. The story is littered with excerpts from queer poetry, a really nice choice.

Zelda has always been caught between one and the other. When her personal freedom crashes around her heels, it finally means being able to find the true freedom he's always craved.

Some things are always going to be confusing for Steve. It doesn't matter that it's been a few months since he'd woken up in the twentieth-first century, or that he is more or less used that things changed and that the world is very different from the one he'd left behind.

After being chased for years for being irreplacable, it was a relief to share himself with someone who kept a man in every port.

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with Change. After the bombs fall, Critic must lead his people on an epic journey in search of a place to call home.

Spoony/Linkara. Linkara is 16 and their real-world age gap is in place, making Spoony about 22-23. Slightly jaded college grad inducting a (mostly) innocent virgin into a new world of sensual pleasure, with total consent on everyone's part, pleeze.

It was just a contest.

Crossover with Harry Potter A mission that should have ended in their deaths instead sends five teenage exterrorists six hundred years in the past. Can they overcome their inherent distrust fast enough to help save the world a third time?

REPOST! Draco returns to school in his seventh year to find that his life is more complicated with his father keeping family secrets that will change his and Harry's life forever. DH slash. MagicalCreature!Draco

Set after Transformers 2007, Sam isn't going to be safe from the Decepticons if he stays at home.

Thor had long believed his brother dead. That might have been preferable to the reality. [For this prompt on norsekink: "tl;dr- after the movie Loki falls to past-Midgard and is captured and tortured by the government. Once Thor becomes an Avenger he finds and rescues him, and nurses him back to health."]

Part three of the Dreaded Bonding AU, which began with They Have To Take You In and continued with You Haven't to Deserve. There are also DVD Extras, How Kas and Angel Met and another DVD extra that will be posted at the end.

Exactly what it says on the tin!

A lighthearted romantic comedy that lampoons the adult film business, the mainstream media, and the natural vanity of actors while exploring the earliest stages of a brand new relationship.

Knocking is a virtue.

A series of events through love and hate, want and need. A piece for torsstupidmouth's birthday. AU.

"The most he'd ever cared about anything remotely related was his uniform, which, beyond the stylistic, was pretty necessary. But now his suit comes from a lab far more advanced than the basement of a Brooklyn antique shop, and the only decision he really gets to make is if his pants are too tight. (They were, but he doesn't really think they changed them. He doesn't know why, but he thinks that might have been on purpose.) That being said, he doesn't know what he's done to deserve the double take Tony gives him as he walks in the room."

Patrick Malden has always dreamed of being a cop, and while the life of a security guard isn't the most glamorous, it's putting him one step closer to his goal. Patrolling the warehouses along the Los Angeles docks isn't his dream job either but it keeps food on his table and a roof over his head. Most nights are pretty routine; most nights, that is, until one fateful night in late June when a group of dock workers are unloading a shipment of electronics straight from Japan. Sounds fairly routine, right? Too bad there's something hidden in the cargo hold, something that is -- judging by the hissing -- pissed. The discovery sets into motion a chain of events that takes Patrick's life into a direction he never could have foreseen.