After a long few moments, half of an orange, and a quick scouring of his memory for relevant Archadian and Rabanastran political and cultural customs, Larsa realized that, should he be very patient and very clever, he could quite possibly have all three of them. Perhaps even at once.

The whip in Philadelphia is the absolute last straw. sequel to Bingo

[SLASH, X/Oz] Xander's trying to get along with Willow's new love interest. He's really, really trying.

None of the ascended had ever considered the repercussions of going back to visit – especially not the possibility of pregnancy. (Sentinel/Stargate Atlantis)

The summons — for it was a summons, of that there could be no doubt — came three weeks before the wedding, and from the bridegroom rather than the bride. Help manage Toph, he begged, or her head will explode before the wedding can take place.

"You are the worst agent ever," Johnny mouthed at Tara, who totally failed to leap to his defense as he was towed away, but he was mollified after it turned out he was being taken to Lambert's private dressing room.

"THIS IS BOTH EMBARRASSING AND AWESOME" - [info]zinnydark. It's pretty much exactly what it says in the title.

Kris doesn't really like playing spin the bottle, because he doesn't really like kissing girls. So he decides to change the rules.

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter.

Kurt's first thought on seeing the newcomer at Glee, all long legs and smoothly muscled arms, was : where the hell has he been hiding? His second thought was: and what's with the hat?

Puck makes a friend online. And everybody knows the internet is for porn. Not love.

Mercedes makes matches. ;P

"Alright, you've got me. Now what're you going to do?"

Specifically engineered as a recreational able to safely mix with alcohol, it'd been through more tests and trials than some of his navigational equipment, and hadn't received an ounce of official funding. No one wanted to fess up that the idea of flooding the market with a quality-controlled substance might actually be a good one.

If they'd been in the field, Tony might've been worried.

"Do you like burgers? I like burgers."

Gleekret Santa fic for [info]r_chama, based on the following: "An RPF about Mark Salling SLASHING EVERYONE." Hopefully this fits the bill. It's a conversation between Mark and Chris

A bit of a look inside Puck's mind as he falls in love with Kurt. More sarcastic and ridiculous than sweet and sappy, despite being something I wrote. Pre-slash

If it wasn't for the fact that he knocked up the guy's girlfriend, Puck would totally beat the crap out of him for this.

Taylor is a chemist.

see title

A prequel of sorts, for What I Am and What They're Making Me. A basketball game between the East High Wildcats and the McKinley High Titans, featuring Chad as a gay guru. Implied Chyan and implied future Puckurt.

When he sees someone crying, Noah Puckerman goes from total badass to Disney f**king Princess in five seconds flat.

Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.

Kurt develops an unlikely friendship with two blond cheerleaders over pink, heart shaped post it notes.

Kurt officially comes out to the glee club.

Kurt finds himself a new hobby

“It’s your bachelor party, and you’re making tea!”

After the 2010 Olympics, life keeps happening, time passes, and things change.

And now he has no clue how to go up to Adam and say, "That thing you mentioned, with the vibrator? That might not be something I'm completely opposed to."

Johnny's coach says he's only allowed to have sex if it's a threesome. Lucky for them, Adam has a third in mind.

Adam isn’t a ninja, okay?

AU. The last night before Merlin is to leave the druid conclave and step into the position of young King Arthur's court magician, he is compelled to do the druids one last service—assuming the role of the Virgin Bride in the Beltane fertility rite of "The Sacred Marriage." The consequences are much more far-reaching than he ever could have expected.

Even other glittery aliens are attracted to Adam

Prompt: Adam/Johnny Weir, fighting for the top. Lots of power play and bitchiness. Sequel to Obvious

Cas finds God.

B:tVS, Stargate Atlantis. Rodney was seldom impressed with other people's work at the best of times, and today's roster of prospective additions to the science team seemed to have been specially chosen to send his blood pressure through the roof. 2000 words.

Justice League xover! Sam and Dean figure people will trust costumed demon hunters more than two young guys on the road.

...To becoming a Superhero. SPN/Justice League

Rodney/Tony -- Rodney's driving down the 405 when it happens.

Jamie is visited by an old friend.

A series of (relative) shorts focused on Mary Morstan from the 2009 Sherlock Holmes film.

Tim walked out of a bar and into insanity.

Project Runway!au, including Gaius!Tim Gunn, Gruff Arthur, and natural fibers-loving Merlin. Also featuring Chris Pine and Zach Quinto because Zach was made to be on PR.

Merlin AU: A long war during Merlin's formative years sparks in him the desire to be a Physician. And to pursue his dream, he undertakes an apprenticeship under Gaius, King Cendred's Court Physician who was formerly of the conquered Kingdom of Camelot. However, when he inevitably meets the King's Royal Hostage, Merlin comes face to face with a destiny that goes beyond his desire to be a Physician…

Arthur/Merlin, Arthur/Lancelot/Merlin - Lancelot returns and comes under the belief that Arthur and Merlin are shagging like bunnies on speed. When he finds out that they're not, he decides to show them that they should be. Can be Lancelot directing the two or a full-on threesome.

Gerard passed over the lube and condoms, hesitated, then said, "This isn't a stunt dick thing." Adam raised an eyebrow. "Okay?" "Okay," said Gerard. "I'm just saying. I could take care of this myself." "I'm sure you're more than capable," said Adam in a soothing voice. "Look, if this is weirding you out, that's cool. Sometimes a guest star only seems like a good idea."

Adam is fused into the DCU. In times past he met and befriended Superboy, and in the days following Superboy's death in Infinite Crisis, Adam is asked to sing at the funeral. There he meets Robin, and together they undertake the grieving process.

Gild didn't recoil, just cocked his head to one side again. "Be nice, you," Adam said; Gild didn't say anything, just gave a loud, high-pitched shrill that made Pyri flatten her ears against her head, and then he turned and paced stately over to leap up onto Adam's bed, long tail gleaming behind him. (For the blackdress_adam crossover, a fusion with His Dark Materials.)

Tim frowns down at the bag of pizza rolls sweating in his hand. Junk food and a six-pack are hardly the deepest psychological aides ever invented, but then again, this is Tony. Normally, it would be enough, but after what Tony's been through the meager offering just feels desperate. Cheap, like maybe Tim is trying to bribe his way out of friend duty instead of putting forth serious effort.