The main thing he'd been thinking, that whole last week, was that when it was over, he'd finally be able to breathe again. He didn't know what else could've been making him feel so weird, the awful tightness in his chest every time he was in the same room with Cook, the way his stomach just kept clenching up and jumping.

GOOD WORK, YOUNG HAWK, the oak tree outside his building booms once the season’s over, and Patrick smiles sleepily in its direction. He's never been sure how the trees of Chicago know about hockey—trees hear a lot, but it's not like he's ever stopped in a public park to ask one about it.

Seven glimpses of Bikky's life after Like, Like, Love.

He draws, sharp snapping movements, points the muzzle right between Junpei’s eyes. “Doesn’t that get your heart rate up?”

Mitsuru/Drace. gangster AU. explicit. ~1700 words. “Winner gets to break, correct?” Mitsuru says, stepping back from the table and taking down a cue from the wall. “After you, then.”

Why Chris loves the pet shop.

So a Sumeragi walks into a BDSM club and says, "Ouch".

In an alternate universe where Sirius Black never went to Azkaban, Harry divides his life between the Dursleys' house and Mr. Black's bookshop -- until Sirius realises what the Dursleys are doing to him, and takes him away from their care.

OKAY OBVIOUSLY I COULD NOT RESIST THIS:

In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell promptly breaks loose.

Gaila rescues her captain from slavers, but they want a show first. They get more than they bargained for. For Pornbattle IX.

"She thinks she's seen everything, done everything, with Dean."

"The five times Spock wasn't in love, and the one time he couldn't deny it anymore."

"In which the Wraith struggle with their diet, Sheppard and McKay struggle to play teacher, and everyone struggles with chocolate cake and other related evils."

For the prompt 'AU: aliens'. Major Teyla Emmagen leaves for the Pegasus galaxy.

A fourth episode, beginning where the third ended. In which Sherlock and John play the cards dealt to them; featuring running, puzzles, running, a card game analogy, and more running.

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." — Hunter S. Thompson

In which Metropolis stays weird. sequel to: Conflicts of Interest

If Kirk was a maths genius, and never took Pike up on the dare to do better, but still managed to get to Starfleet? This is what that would look like.

In his rational mind, Rodney knew that following a girl who'd dumped you was really, really pathetic.

That's not how fate works.

This season of Project Runway becomes infamous for reasons beyond the quirks of the designers, Matt P.'s ousting, Pete's apparently crippling co-dependence on Patrick, and the rumored trysts between Mikey and Pete spawned by their formation of the Sweet Little Dudes Club (and the resulting matching t-shirts).

"They all think I’m your boyfriend anyway," John said. "Yes, so? You are my boyfriend," Rodney said. "Why is this a problem?" "They thought I was before I even was!" John yelled.

There is a story that is not told in Ealdor anymore, not for many years now, a story about Beltane Eve.

How did Chloe meet Ellen? While Saving Clark from himself.

"Well," Morgana said, looking pleased, "Maybe Arthur won't actually throw the tourney this year."

The first time Iruka met Hatake Kakashi, he was still on some pretty good painkillers.

In which Gwen’s passive-aggressive revenge leads to, amongst other things, Merlin making a new friend.

"You could introduce yourself. It's been a week. I've had dates put out faster than this."

Future fic: Lex gets everything he ever wanted, not that he'd ever admit he wanted what he gets. This story is purely self-indulgent, I just wanted to write something cheerful. Don't expect anything serious or meaningful in this story.

Since he's been out, the only person Neal's been straight with is June, and only because she saw through him in less than a minute. She was an older, wiser Kate. So he told her everything.

They haven't exactly met in linear order, Neal and the Doctor, but sometimes that makes for the best kind of friendship.

Arthur has been his editor from the beginning. Eames says he won't work with anyone else, and what Arthur will never tell him is that he would cut anyone who tried.

It just seemed pretty fucking obvious to Dean: you couldn't get what you really wanted, so you had to take what you could get.

"I don't even get to be a cruel, capricious god anymore. Now I'm the cruel, capricious god's pet accordion monkey."

Mr. Darling dreams.

In which El is a vampire slayer, Peter is a watcher, and Neal is a wayward sorcerer.

In which Stiles explores a few off-label uses of mountain ash.

Modern AU. Arthur and Morgana are Metropolitan police officers drawn into a strange case involving robbery of ancient artifacts. Merlin is a graduate student at Imperial College studying the healing plants of Ancient Britain under Gaius – or at least that's what he tells everyone. Soon they, along with Gwen, Lancelot and Uther, will be facing a battle for the future of the country. Can they defend the realm from those who would seek to destroy it?

“I’m not his date,” John snaps, for what must be the fucking umpteenth time in the fucking week.

It certainly wasn't the first time he'd been woken up at ridiculous o'clock; it wasn't even the first time he'd been woken up at ridiculous o'clock in London, in the comfort of his own flat. But as John Watson's fingers closed reflexively over the handle of the bedside drawer, yanked, and then plunged inside to close around the familiar weight of his side arm, he realised that it was the first time he'd been woken up by Sherlock Holmes silhouetted on the threshold of his room, with a feather in his hair, snapping his fingers peremptorily and announcing: “Gun. Now.”

One would think being a famous astronaut, the darling of the Royal Spacefaring Corps and the heir to the throne besides, would afford him certain privileges. But oh, no, of course not; because he was the best pilot (or so they told him, and who was he to argue?) he got tasked with the most dangerous operations in the most experimental spacecraft. Which would not normally be a problem – after all, it wasn’t a boast that Arthur could fly anything with a fusion engine – but clearly the new Excalibur craft had been cobbled together out of spare parts and welded into a whole with chewed-up Maynard’s Wine Gums, because he was only halfway to Epsilon Eridani when bits began to fly off the bloody thing and he had to ditch on the nearest planet before the entire cockpit fell apart around him...

"The likelihood of finding a cab on Christmas Eve is fast approaching nil." "So was the likelihood of you kissing me in the middle of the pavement, and yet."

Uther fears his son's power, and Merlin has helped Arthur flee to escape imprisonment. Now the two of them must fight to regain Arthur's rightful place in Camelot.

A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in.

"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."

Stark is arrogant, offensive, insensitive and everything Steve Rogers hates about the twenty first century, but not everything is as it seems. Companion piece to Iron Man Yes, Tony Stark…Not Recommended and runs simultaneously with those events.

Snow is the beginner's substance of choice for all cave-ins and trapped-in-the-wilderness scenarios. Why couldn't it have been snow?

"The SHIELD interceptor spaceship Avenger is under final attack. Aboard her, sitting in his cell, the war criminal Tony Stark gets ready for the confrontation, and the revelation, that he knows is about to come. Roughly 6000 words of a random Space Opera AU."

To marry an Addams means taking marriage very seriously. After all, it is till death do you part. And even then, sometimes they come back.