A carpenter and a wizard walk into a bar. Two men bond over past relationships and start a new one.

Draco is gifted to a fellow Slytherin as punishment. Harry doesn’t much like that.

Harry's got a little crush on an Order member, and Bill's starting to think it isn't a half-bad idea.

*Quidditch? “Sir. I’m certain there is something more …pertinent I could be assigned to. Perhaps I could simply work out of the steno pool.”* Percy is not happy with his new job.

Harry is not what everyone else thinks he is, and nobody else knows.

There are a lot of things Ginny tries not to think about. If she told someone that, they'd probably think she meant the war, maybe especially sixth year. Or Fred's death. Or the whole thing with Tom Riddle's diary. Well, there are things she doesn't like to think about with the diary, but it's not what people expect.

When Teddy discovers a new way to be liquid, Victoire helps him to find stability.

The mind is an amazing thing, for many reasons- not the least of which being its astounding defence mechanisms. Sometimes, one's mind can defend oneself from facing horrors you never knew existed. Harry experiences this first-hand.

The war has finally ended but the Magical World doesn't care as they have turned their backs upon their savior, Harry Potter... Feeling betrayed, Remus Lupin and Harry Potter have decided to prepare for a new life, departing from the only world they knew... But they didn't know what adventures were waiting for them upon the arrival in a new world where they would start a new life

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

When Jack Sparrow sailed into Port Royal that sunny day, it was his intention to commandeer one of those ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer his weaselly black guts out. What he ended up with was a young Selkie who used to go by the name of Harry Potter, but is currently in hiding from his friends, his enemies, and, most importantly, his destiny.

After the disastrous end to fifth year, Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a timeturner he decides to go back to the beginning of it all to set things right. Naturally, things don’t go according to plan.

The Dursley's make a run for it when Harry's numerous Hogwart's invitation letters arrive and they don't stop on that little island, they stop when the owls stop - when the family arrives in Sunnydale, California! BTVS Crossover Slash

Strange nightmares have been keeping Heero Yuy awake at nights and he doesn’t know what they mean, or what has triggered them. Then a strange man appears who seems to know Heero very well. Who is this person? Why are they so happy to see him? What’s all this about magic? Who is Harry Potter – and why do they think he has something to do with his disappearance?

Edward Elric from various points of view.

My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.

Yondaime Hokage wasn't the kind of man to leave a baby on a doorstep, even if he didn't know who the baby was. Dumbledore certainly wasn't expecting this. Yaoi ItachiHarry

Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand....That had been a surprise. Currently in 3rd year.

In another universe, where Harry Potter never existed, things are getting desperate. Voldemort rules all with Lucius at his right hand and Draco, a vampire/veela hybrid, as his dark heir. Those who would rebel against him have been placed in the Shadow Camps. A last group of radicals desperately seek the help of one who can defeat the Dark Lord. They use a long forgotten ritual to bring them someone with the power to destroy this evil… Harry Potter never can get a break.

AU,Slash DMHP, Harry always knew he wasn't normal, but on his eleventh birthday he receives the long forgotten gift of his family. Forbidden from entering Hogwarts, he and his cousin Rosaline learn on their own...

Ron/Draco - After escaping to Hogwarts from Malfoy Manor, Draco Malfoy not only encounters threats of expulsion and disembowelment, but a threat on his masculinity, too. Stupid Gorgeous Weasel! First book in the Denial Series.

AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into something very different. How will Hogwarts react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.

Au Non Magic. Draco Malfoy was born deaf, and now he is being forced to go to a boarding school in New England for the first time. Things aren't going his way. Then he meets Harry Potter, a boy with more than his fair share of secrets.

Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.

AU: Harry, abandoned on the streets of London when he was nine, now has a large black dog following him everywhere.

AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .

AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.

She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.

When James Potter rescues his rival from a slavery, he doesn't understand the responsibility he is taking on. Can a confused and resentful fifth year overcome his old animosity to help his former rival? Can an abused Snape accept his new role?

ABANDONED. When Harry comes to Hogwarts shortly after his eleventh birthday, he finds that money is not all that his parents left him. They also left him a slave, Severus Snape.

After the Solitude he was sentenced to Harry had given up hope, however thanks to the voodoo witch Tia, Harry is now sailing the Caribbean with Jack Sparrow. SLASH HPJS and crushes galore!

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Sixth year AU fic. Harry Potter decides to even some old scores, and along the way, deal with that idiot Fudge. In doing so, he discovers how to be a politician and a warrior.

The representative from the MoM may be a Metamorphmage, but she can't hide her true face from the One Who Sees. 2nd chapter - Special Case. Same as the ficlet.

Shorts on the subject of legends. Multiple pairings, multiple crossovers. No warnings so far.

A series of ficlets dealing with various people(and things(allthough the things are allso people)) when they were under twelve. Multiple crossovers, no pairings except in the purely platonic/awwww arn't they cute together sense

An unexpectedly troublesome vampire banishes Buffy, Willow, Xander, and Spike away from Sunnydale and into new lives. Will Willow be able to convince them that they aren't the five-year-old siblings of various Hogwarts students before it's too late?

Willow sends Xander to summer school- remedial potions class at Hogwarts, to be more precise.

Hermione needs a writer, Draco needs a job, and Dawn needs to find her inner woman...Fic-a-thon for Sarhea

A glimpse of characters before they met Buffy. Includes Giles at Hogwarts, Dru in Dublin, Willow at Band Camp, Angel in 1920s Chicago, Joyce in Jean-Claude's arms, Faith in Whistlestop 'bama, Graham before the Army, and Spike with the Breakfast Club

BTVS/HP crossover. Running out of hope, Dumbledore performs some ancient magic to get advice, but winds up with a muggle and vampire instead. Maybe they just need a different perspective. Spander.

SLASH (eventually) Xander Goes To Hogwarts.

Sequel to Rosene. SLASH Xander went to Hogwarts and came out the other side. What happens next?

SLASH Ron/Xander. Best to read parts 1 and 2 first...

I almost missed this one because I'm not really interested in Narcissa and the warnings kind of scared me, but I am so glad I finally decided to check it out. It's a combination of fic and art, telling a unique story of Narcissa's life accompanied by spare, powerful watercolors.