"He e-mailed me, like, 60 mp3s of him singing and I thought it was Faith Hill."

"Superman's the last of his kind, too," Ronon said quickly. “I'm going to try to get McKay to rig me up some heat vision so I can melt steel like Superman."

Anywho, have three drabbles. Whoever is deciding to expand this 'verse into an actual fic, you can either use these or you can ignore them and make up your own canon, I have no qualms with either. Enjoy reading.

“Show me a man with a tattoo, and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.” -Jack London

In some other world, Burt Hummel is the one who died young, leaving his wife to raise Kurt alone. Kurt's life may be very different, but some essentials will never change for a gay kid in a conservative town.

On some level, Roy knew that marriage would be a good career move.

The Full Metal Alchemist, of course, accepted his assignment with all the gravity due his station.

Mafia AU!

A sort-of sequel, or accompaniment, to Robots Need Love Too. Kari and Grant try to do it by the book.

"Everybody, this is Adam," says Educator Kari. She's standing next to a skinny kid with red hair, who's still wearing the white and blue jumpsuit they give new people. He's also wearing a cape.

"Children!" he said, not shouting, but definitely commanding. "Are you really interrupting a time-sensitive, extremely delicate job to argue about movie night?”

“I don’t do Vegas,” Hardison said firmly.

He's just tired of waiting to be ready to do it.

Somehow Nathan figures it shouldn’t have been as surprising as it is to find that Eliot deals with it in the way he does.

10 Things Eliot And Hardison Have Learned About Parker

10 Things Parker And Hardison Have Learned About Eliot

One server room, two hackers and a building full of guards. Leverage/Losers crossover.

Shawn and Gus are stumped on a robbery case so Shawn calls the best thief in the family for advice.

It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List. - Leverage/Psych crossover.

While Eliot and Hardison fight, Parker and Sophie wait anxiously for the moment we've all been waiting for.

Nana needs help looking after her Grandson. Unfortunately, all she's got is a crew of only-semi-retired crooks.

Parker knows there's something going on here, there *has* to be.

Leverage, Eliot + Parker, they drive Hardison crazy, having entire conversations that nobody else can follow.

Alec isn't sure if he's an angel or a mutant

“The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward

Eliot always ends up playing the broken guys when they grift

There are things you get used to, living alone and working alone.

High School AU. Alec’s dreams of alone time with Eliot are thwarted by Parker.

There is a right way, a wrong way, and then there is a geeky way.

Ummm, cracktastic? Normally I write long, plotty fic with angst. Here you get tackle hugs, streaking and penis-shaped cookies. IDEK. I blame Dalton Academy, quite honestly… I feel ashamed. Beta'd by the incomparable [info]dolimir_k, so don't blame her.

““Sorry, some people think that I should come with a disclaimer. But a sign around my neck would clash with my outfits. So… I’m gay.”

“It’s funny coming from you about Kurt being manipulative and pushy. Maybe he really is and he’s done things in the past. I don’t know. But all you’ve done since we’ve met is push me into doing stuff. You made me join glee club, you kept me from singing with Kurt, now you’re freaking out because I might be going out with Quinn.

All drag artists are created equal (but some are more equal than others)

“Hello, Kurt,” The man who addressed him was sitting in a wheelchair and had kind eyes that seemed to pierce him. His voice had a calming timbre and he had an aura of authority around him. “My name is Charles Xavier.”

Seven people and events that shaped James Kirk into the captain he was meant to be, and one that made no difference at all.

"Sheppard's government didn't manage to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

The follow-up, which takes place three years after "Thy Outward Part" on the eve of graduation.

The first story that tells of a young college student named Kentaro who meets an intriguing fellow student, a young woman who is an extraordinary martial artist with an extraordinary problem.

Over the Christmas holidays, Karofsky steels his courage and tells his older brother he's gay. The reaction isn't what he was expecting.

Sokka lay in the softest, cleanest, nicest bed he’d had in months.

“Trust me, I know what I’m doing,” Sokka informed Zuko with a smirk, hoisting the large burlap sack over one shoulder. “I’m an expert.”

Suki is going back to Kiyoshi Island.

A flash of temper means a different ending to an Agni Kai. What would happen if the battle between Zuko and his father had gone another way? An AU version of the events of "The Avatar Returns".

In which Sokka muses, Jit Sang has a very sharp knife, Hakoda braids his beard and mediates, Aang shaves expertly, Zuko rejoins the Ponytail Club, and Haru nearly cries, to the amusement of all. Post Boiling Rock. Fluffity!

Leverage/White Collar, Neal, Peter, Leverage Team, "You knew they were working a con, and you didn't stop them?" "Nope." "Why not, Peter?"

Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes. “Elizabeth? Elizabeth Burke?”

They send Azrael to fetch him because he will not listen to anyone else.

Her reply was one of boredom. “So don’t get caught!”

Eliot and Alec have a talk about their respective kinks.

Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.